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ZachMcKay

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 Posted October 31st, 2010 06:11 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
My Name is Zach McKay and I have been shooting as a guest at the Bay Area Shooting Club for the past 4 or 5 weekends. One of my favorite fruits are mango's. I live in an apartment and have no yard, making it hard to produce my own fruit. So i was thinking that I could buy some mature mango trees and plant them on the property. I would take care of all the maintenance, and Of course the fruit would be free and open to anyone who wants a healthy snack. Tell me your thoughts on the idea and hopefully the board of directors takes my idea seriously. (Jim)
JIMTEX

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 Posted November 1st, 2010 10:34 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Zach- I think you may be a FRUIT!

Other than that, we are glad to have you out, and you are sorta welcome anytime Kev brings ya'.

The thoughts and opinions expressed by me here on this forum are IN NO WAY to be taken as the policy of BASC nor or they to be taken as the opinion of the BASC Board of Directors. They are as they have always been, MY OPINIONS AND THOUGHTS ONLY- Jim

The moment we begin to fear the opinions of others and hesitate to tell the truth that is in us, and from motives of policy are silent when we should speak, the divine floods of light and life no longer flow into our souls.
Elizabeth Cady Stanton, 1890


"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." -- Winston Churchill


"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H.L. Mencken

Dave A

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 Posted November 2nd, 2010 05:55 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
If ya pick a mango and let it dry out, chop it up fine, can ya roll it up and smoke it ?
"A gun is not a weapon Marge, it's a tool. Like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, ... or an alligator."
- Homer Simpson








Vern

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 Posted November 2nd, 2010 11:35 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Youz guys seem to forget that Mango in the horsepuddle with a fragged foot.






“that to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government”.
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ZachMcKay

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 Posted November 3rd, 2010 05:39 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Jim- I wish i was a fruit, it would save me a ton of annoying trips back in forth to the grocery store on my bicycle. Thanks for welcoming me with open arms. I'll never wear my crocs again!! (at the range)

Dave- Im sure if you did that to any substance it would work. And Im sure mango smoke would taste AMAZING! There is only one way to conduct this experiment and that is to grow the mangos.

Vern- I'm not comprehending these words of wisdom.
Dave A

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 Posted November 3rd, 2010 06:59 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Zach,
I say plant the mangos, you have my support as long as you are croc free at the range and I don't have to do anything. Nobody will even notice a few more scrubs.

"A gun is not a weapon Marge, it's a tool. Like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, ... or an alligator."
- Homer Simpson








JIMTEX

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 Posted November 3rd, 2010 08:46 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
That's Mr.Vern to you Peewee!

Nah, me neither?????????

The thoughts and opinions expressed by me here on this forum are IN NO WAY to be taken as the policy of BASC nor or they to be taken as the opinion of the BASC Board of Directors. They are as they have always been, MY OPINIONS AND THOUGHTS ONLY- Jim

The moment we begin to fear the opinions of others and hesitate to tell the truth that is in us, and from motives of policy are silent when we should speak, the divine floods of light and life no longer flow into our souls.
Elizabeth Cady Stanton, 1890


"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." -- Winston Churchill


"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H.L. Mencken

Vern

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 Posted November 5th, 2010 09:14 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Sheesh! Ok I’ll splain it for ya.

We have a member using the tag; Mongo, ….Mongo, mango, get it?

Da horsepuddle is the joint where ya goes when you be ailin and all them girls in white stand in line to stick sharp pointy things in your hide. In his case, some may be after his hide. Or parts there of!

Fragged foot; You know, the appendage what be dangling at the bottom end of one of your legs, what be damaged and not in the original shape that it was issued!

Some of the things I gots to do for friends!







“that to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government”.
Declaration of Independence 1776





JIMTEX

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 Posted November 8th, 2010 07:07 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Sometimes I am pretty thick. Thanks for 'splainin' Mr. Vern.
The thoughts and opinions expressed by me here on this forum are IN NO WAY to be taken as the policy of BASC nor or they to be taken as the opinion of the BASC Board of Directors. They are as they have always been, MY OPINIONS AND THOUGHTS ONLY- Jim

The moment we begin to fear the opinions of others and hesitate to tell the truth that is in us, and from motives of policy are silent when we should speak, the divine floods of light and life no longer flow into our souls.
Elizabeth Cady Stanton, 1890


"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." -- Winston Churchill


"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H.L. Mencken




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