Registered: Jul 2009
Posted September 15th, 2010 06:51 PM IP
I met a fairy today who would grant me one wish...
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance,
and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing
I got this rifle for my wife, pretty good trade, don't you think?