JIMTEX
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 Posted January 14th, 2011 09:48 AM IP   
Four Shooters were planning their weekly day at the range, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on New Year morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the range, meet his buddies and practice.
His buddies all chimed in and said, "Let's do it, we'll make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early News Year morning."
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there they are on the range.
The first guy says, "Boy this game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can't take her eyes off it."
Number 2 guy says, "I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning the Cruise I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures."
Number 3 guy says "Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual."
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.
I can't believe you all went to such expense for a day at the range. I slapped my wife on the butt and said, 'Well babe, Happy New year! It's a great morning for either sex or shootin,' and she said... 'Take a sweater!'"
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Owl you may take a lesson from the number 4 guy........thataway you may get to come out and play a bit more!
The thoughts and opinions expressed by me here on this forum are IN NO WAY to be taken as the policy of BASC nor or they to be taken as the opinion of the BASC Board of Directors. They are as they have always been, MY OPINIONS AND THOUGHTS ONLY- Jim
The moment we begin to fear the opinions of others and hesitate to tell the truth that is in us, and from motives of policy are silent when we should speak, the divine floods of light and life no longer flow into our souls.
Elizabeth Cady Stanton, 1890
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." -- Winston Churchill
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H.L. Mencken
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