JIMTEX
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 Posted January 14th, 2011 10:15 AM IP   
One of the other on a quiz I took was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Crooks and Gangbangers is not the correct answer.
I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realizing that "iTouch Kids" is not a good product name.
There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in my area but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.
You can say lots of bad things about paedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on FaceBook. I said "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend!!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk ...."I hope that the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard."
The Red Cross has just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said that we would love to but our garden hose reaches only as far as the back fence.
The thoughts and opinions expressed by me here on this forum are IN NO WAY to be taken as the policy of BASC nor or they to be taken as the opinion of the BASC Board of Directors. They are as they have always been, MY OPINIONS AND THOUGHTS ONLY- Jim
The moment we begin to fear the opinions of others and hesitate to tell the truth that is in us, and from motives of policy are silent when we should speak, the divine floods of light and life no longer flow into our souls.
Elizabeth Cady Stanton, 1890
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." -- Winston Churchill
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." - H.L. Mencken
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