Govs93 Class A's #1 Fan! Posts: 7885 Registered: Nov 2008
Posted February 12th, 2010 06:51 PM IPThe mail that Pat Neshek receives has made national news because of this spectacular mail (I'm guessing it came from a private skool alum):
What's up with that?
EREmpireStrikesBack The Man Posts: 2145 Registered: Nov 2008
Posted February 14th, 2010 11:38 AM IPLOLElk River AA State Champions- 2001 Boys & 2004 Girls
CNT Crown Royal Posts: 7648 Registered: Nov 2008
Posted February 16th, 2010 12:03 PM IPNext time ya need an lawyer....may want to check the plumbers rates 1st!
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
> WITNESS: Yes.
>
> ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your
> memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
> ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an
> example of something you forgot?
>
> ___________________________________________
>
> ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his
> sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
> WITNESS: Did you actually pass
> the bar exam?
> _________________________
> ___________
>
> ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
> WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.
>
> ___________________________________________
>
> ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
> WITNESS: Are you ****ting me?
>
> _________________________________________
>
> ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
> WITNESS: Yes.
> ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
>
> WITNESS: Getting laid
>
> ____________________________________________
>
> ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
> WITNESS: Yes.
>
> ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
> WITNESS: None.
> ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
> WITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a
> new attorney?
>
> ____________________________________________
>
> ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
> WITNESS: By death.
> ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
> WITNESS: Take a guess.
>
> ____________________________________________
>
> ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
> WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
> ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
> WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with
> male.
> _____________________________________
>
>
> ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning
> pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
> WITNESS:
> No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
>
> ______________________________________
>
> ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on
> dead people?
>
> WITNESS: All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
> _________________________________________
>
>
> ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What
> school did you go to?
> WITNESS: Oral.
>
> _________________________________________
> ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
> WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 pm.
> ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
> WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
>
> ____________________________________________
>
> ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
> WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
>
> ______________________________________
>
> And the best for last:
>
> ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy,
> did you check for a pulse?
> WITNESS: No.
>
> ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
> WITNESS: No.
> ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
>
> WITNESS: No.
> ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient
> was alive when you began the autopsy?
> WITNESS: No.
>
> ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
> WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
> ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
>
> WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive
> and practicing law.
>
> THINK ABOUT IT! MOST MEMBERS OF CONGRESS ARE
> LAWYERS.
> OH GOD, PLEASE HELP US
> ALL!
Cornbread Vice-Poobah Posts: 4094 Registered: Nov 2008
Govs93 Class A's #1 Fan! Posts: 7885 Registered: Nov 2008
Posted February 17th, 2010 01:49 PM IPGreatest detention reason ever?
What's up with that?
UpNorthStars Sophomore Posts: 927 Registered: Nov 2008
Posted February 17th, 2010 01:59 PM IPpriceless...lol
tomASS Bored Troll Posts: 11184 Registered: Nov 2008
Posted March 8th, 2010 03:20 PM IPThis is a compilation of actual Church Bulletins and Service bloopers...
Mostly from Pistol's & PB's church
Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High".
Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Weight Watchers will meet a 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs... Julius Belzer.
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
The service will close with Little Drops of Water. One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the carpet should come forward and do so.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
Thursday night--Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when A. B. Doe supplied our pulpit.
The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Shirley Green, who has Mrs. Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet" in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11
Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first child.
Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.Clueless in Carver County
YNWA
Champ Senior Posts: 1573 Registered: Nov 2008
Posted March 18th, 2010 11:42 AM IPThe stranded Irishman
=================
One day an Irishman, who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon.
He thought to himself, "It's certainly not a ship."
As the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out even the possibilities of a small boat or a raft.
Suddenly there strode from the surf a figure clad in a black wet suit. Putting aside the scuba tanks and mask and zipping down the top of the wet suit stood a drop-dead gorgeous blonde!
She walked up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, "Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar?"
"More than ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.
With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars and a lighter.
He took a cigar, slowly lit it, and took a long drag. "Faith and begorrah," said the castaway, "That is so good! I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"
"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Bushmill's Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde.
Trembling, the castaway replied, "Again, more than ten years."
Hearing that, the blonde reached over to her right sleeve, unzipped a pocket there and removed a flask and handed it to him.
He opened the flask and took a long drink. " 'Tis nectar of the gods!" shouted the Irishman. " 'Tis truly fantastic!!!"
At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, "And how long has it been since you played around?"
With tears in his eyes the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, "Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there, too!"
2011 MHF Cup Winner
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OGEE OGELTHORPE Poobah Posts: 7290 Registered: Nov 2008
Posted March 18th, 2010 11:46 AM IPNice Champ..LOL "Hoochie Mamma"
Dmom All-State Posts: 2792 Registered: Nov 2008
Posted March 28th, 2010 09:29 PM IPA local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
OGEE OGELTHORPE Poobah Posts: 7290 Registered: Nov 2008
Posted April 7th, 2010 12:54 PM IPCan you find Joe Mauer in this picture?
"Hoochie Mamma"
Champ Senior Posts: 1573 Registered: Nov 2008
Posted April 9th, 2010 02:45 PM IPYou Stupid Bastard! You cheated on Sandra Bullock?
How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in
the world; she has a body to die for, and her current wealth and predicted wealth is shadowed
only by Oprah, who even Steadman will tell you, isn't attractive.
But your wife, who recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now the named " America 's
Sweetheart"; you also remember she just won an Oscar (which translates to more money per
picture she makes in the future)...while you were shacking with that tattooed freak, who just
happens to be a former stripper and is someone's mommy.
You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated asshole cheater on the planet! And
while the State of California is a no-fault state whereby you may be able to take half of your
wife's wealth, in doing so you would only be hated even more...especially after Sandra speech
during the Oscars in which she did nothing but praise you. How can you live with yourself
after she even cared for your children?
I only have one thing to say to a despicable, miserable, cheating piece of crap that you are:
.
.
.
.
.
Thank You!! Thank You!! Thank You!! You really helped to take the heat off of of me. Lets do lunch sometime and
compare notes.
Sincerely,
~Tiger Woods 2011 MHF Cup Winner
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BIAFP Legend Posts: 3553 Registered: Nov 2008
Posted April 19th, 2010 01:53 PM IPThe Last Nickel:
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking and going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking.
Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit, is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper, and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the boy's testicles, and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first, and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the Father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor? "
'No,' the woman replied. ' I'm with the IRS.'
2011 MHF Biggest Rack contest winner - sorry Dmom
Champ Senior Posts: 1573 Registered: Nov 2008
Posted April 26th, 2010 02:46 PM IPBOB THE CHICKEN
Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob.'
Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for.
Send me back!'
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'
Bob was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home....
The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'
'Not bad,' replied Bob the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside.
Like I'm gonna explode!'
'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster.
'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?'
'Never,' said Bob.
'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster.
'It's no big deal.'
He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!
He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood.
He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard.....
"BOB, wake up! You sh** the bed!"2011 MHF Cup Winner
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Dmom All-State Posts: 2792 Registered: Nov 2008
Posted May 4th, 2010 01:15 PM IPA first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade"
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.
Govs93 Class A's #1 Fan! Posts: 7885 Registered: Nov 2008
Posted May 13th, 2010 12:01 PM IPOn their way to getting married, a young couple is involved in a fatal car accident. They find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates, waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they ask him. St. Peter says, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked that. Let me go and find out,' and he leaves.
The couple sit and wait, and wait. Two months pass and the couple is still waiting. As they wait, they discuss that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. 'What if it doesn't work?' they wondered. 'Are we stuck together forever?'
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.'
'Great!' says the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Can we also get a divorce in Heaven?'
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.
'What's wrong?' ask the frightened couple.
'OH, COME ON!' St. Peter shouts, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?' What's up with that?
tomASS Bored Troll Posts: 11184 Registered: Nov 2008
Quote: Govs93 wrote:
On their way to getting married, a young couple is involved in a fatal car accident. They find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates, waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they ask him. St. Peter says, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked that. Let me go and find out,' and he leaves.
The couple sit and wait, and wait. Two months pass and the couple is still waiting. As they wait, they discuss that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. 'What if it doesn't work?' they wondered. 'Are we stuck together forever?'
After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.'
'Great!' says the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Can we also get a divorce in Heaven?'
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.
'What's wrong?' ask the frightened couple.
'OH, COME ON!' St. Peter shouts, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?'
Posted May 18th, 2010 07:49 AM IPMy small grandson got lost at the shopping mall..........
He approached a uniformed security guard and said,
"I've lost my grandpa!"
The guard asked, "What's his name?"
"Grandpa"
The guard smiled, then asked, "What's he like?"
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Crown Royal whiskey, and women with big tits."
2011 MHF Biggest Rack contest winner - sorry Dmom
BIAFP Legend Posts: 3553 Registered: Nov 2008
Posted May 18th, 2010 07:51 AM IPFor those that don't know about history ... Here is a condensed version:
Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.
The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
1 . Liberals, and
2. Conservatives.
Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.
Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement...
Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.
Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. They became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.
Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.
Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud or Miller. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.
Here ends today's lesson in world history:
It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it.
A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to piss them off.
And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self.....I'm going to have another beer
2011 MHF Biggest Rack contest winner - sorry Dmom
tomASS Bored Troll Posts: 11184 Registered: Nov 2008
Quote: BIAFP wrote:
My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall..........
He approached a uniformed security guard and said,
"I've lost my grandpa!"
The guard asked, "What's his name?"
"Grandpa"
The guard smiled, then asked, "What's he like?"
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Crown Royal whiskey, and women with big tits."
smart kid - must be a conservative Clueless in Carver County
YNWA
Dmom All-State Posts: 2792 Registered: Nov 2008
Posted June 26th, 2010 11:00 AM IP25 Signs You Are Getting Old:
1.Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
2.Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3.You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4.6:00 a.m . is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5.You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6.You watch the Weather Channel.
7.Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up.”
8.You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9.Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”
10.You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.
11.Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12.You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13.Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14.You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15.Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16.You take naps.
17.Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18.Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19.You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20.A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good sh!t.”
21.You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22.“I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.”
23.90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24.You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25.When you find out your friend is having a baby, you say“Oh sh!t what the hell!” instead of congratulating them.
OGEE OGELTHORPE Poobah Posts: 7290 Registered: Nov 2008
tomASS Bored Troll Posts: 11184 Registered: Nov 2008
Posted July 8th, 2010 04:44 PM IPAs many of you don't know, I am starting a career in writing children's books.
These are some of the books I am currently working towards completing.
CNT if your going to be a grandpa soon I will give you some freebies to read to your new grandkid
1. "Strangers Have the Best Candy"
2. "You Were an Accident"
3. "The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
4. "Some Kittens Can Fly!"
5. "Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"
6. "Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"
7. "Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
8. "The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
9. "All Dogs Go to Hell"
10."The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"
11."When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It"
12. "Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"
13. "What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
14. "Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"
15. "Bi-Curious George"
16. "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
17. " How to get banned by the Admin.
18. "You Are Different and That's Bad"
19. "Dad's New Wife Timothy"
20. "Pop! Goes The Hamster....And Other Great Microwave Games"
21. "Testing Homemade Parachutes With Nothing At All But Your Household Pets"
22. "The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad"
23. "The Tickling Babysitter"
24. "Babar Meets the Taxidermist"
25. "Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence"
26. "The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables"
27. "Start a Real-Estate Empire With the Change From Your Mom's Purse"
28. "The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy"
29. "Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will"
30. "The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and are Shot Dead"
31. "How to Become The Dominant Military Power In Your Elementary School"
32. "Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear"Clueless in Carver County
YNWA
Neutron 14 Imperial Grand Poobah Posts: 7180 Registered: Nov 2008
Posted July 9th, 2010 09:15 AM IP"They're having the confirmation hearings down in Washington, D.C., with Elena Kagan. And so far, the woman has offered very few opinions. I thought to myself, well, my God — how do you find a woman like that?" —David LettermanBelieve in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.
CNT Crown Royal Posts: 7648 Registered: Nov 2008
Posted July 26th, 2010 11:46 AM IPTime for some irony pictures.
Neutron 14 Imperial Grand Poobah Posts: 7180 Registered: Nov 2008
Posted July 26th, 2010 01:14 PM IPJust for fun: Cornbread 8th grade homework...
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.
Alfred E. Unregistered Posts: 441 Registered: Oct 2009
