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Neutron 14
Imperial Grand Poobah
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 Posted July 28th, 2009 02:36 PM IP   
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OGEE OGELTHORPE wrote:
Thats 
Come in the water is fine over there.
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Maybe we'd go on a tear!
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.
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OGEE OGELTHORPE
Poobah
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Posted July 28th, 2009 03:01 PM IP
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Maybe we'd go on a tear!
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Maybe........ we are all square.
50-50
"Hoochie Mamma"
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puck bag
Sophomore
Posts: 671
Registered: Nov 2008 |
Posted July 29th, 2009 10:41 AM IP
A Powerful Message from Stevie Wonder
On Michael Jackson’s Death…
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Deep stuff eh?
I nearly cried when he said “. ... . . . .. .. … .. .. . . ..... ....”
The PUCK at the bottom of the bag
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puck bag
Sophomore
Posts: 671
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Posted July 30th, 2009 08:08 AM IP
1/ Walking 20 minutes can add to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $7000 per month.
2/ My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60...
Now he's 97 years old...
and we haven't a clue where the hell he is.
3/ I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
4/ The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
5/ I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
6/ I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
...apparently you have to actually go there.
7/ Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
8/ I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.
9/ The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'
10/ If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country
11/ I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill was enough.
12/ We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our skulls.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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13/Every time I start thinking too much about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.
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puck bag
Sophomore
Posts: 671
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Posted July 30th, 2009 03:27 PM IP
How To Excuse Yourself To Pee
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
'Excuse me, I hafta go pee'
The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
'I would say darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted.
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Neutron 14
Imperial Grand Poobah
Posts: 7202
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Posted July 30th, 2009 05:22 PM IP
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puck bag wrote:
'I would say darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
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Might have to "borrow" that line...
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.
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Neutron 14
Imperial Grand Poobah
Posts: 7202
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Posted July 30th, 2009 06:20 PM IP
No caption required...
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.
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tomASS
Bored Troll
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Posted August 1st, 2009 12:44 AM IP
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and it's futbol
Clueless in Carver County
YNWA
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tomASS
Bored Troll
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Posted August 1st, 2009 12:45 AM IP
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Might have to "borrow" that line...
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you really need to stop talking to yourself.
Clueless in Carver County
YNWA
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Cornbread
Vice-Poobah
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Posted August 1st, 2009 07:14 PM IP
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Neutron 14 wrote:
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Should be on the gun range! To inflict more damage!
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puck bag
Sophomore
Posts: 671
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Posted August 3rd, 2009 03:25 PM IP
Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill. His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they're reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man's friend asks, "Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there's baseball in heaven."
The dying man said, "We've been friends for years, this I'll do for you." And then he dies.
A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend's voice. The voice says, "I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is that there's baseball in heaven."
"What's the bad news?"
"You're pitching on Wednesday
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puck bag
Sophomore
Posts: 671
Registered: Nov 2008 |
Posted August 3rd, 2009 03:26 PM IP
Jesus walks into a motel with three nails.
He looks at the desk clerk and asks, "Can you put me up for the night?"
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puck bag
Sophomore
Posts: 671
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Posted August 6th, 2009 09:41 AM IP
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz.
The bartender says, "What's wrong with Schlitz, don't you like it?
The man says, "I hate that ***". Last night I drank a whole case of Schlitz and blew chunks.
The bartender says, "You drink a case of any beer you're going to blow chunks".
You don't understand said the man, Chunks is my dog.
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Indians Forever
Junior
Posts: 1154
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Posted August 12th, 2009 07:33 AM IP
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing Is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?'
Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Sean Penn, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'
The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'
The man replied..... 'About a gallon.'
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Neutron 14
Imperial Grand Poobah
Posts: 7202
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Posted August 22nd, 2009 02:02 PM IP
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.
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EREmpireStrikesBack
The Man
Posts: 2145
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Posted August 22nd, 2009 11:29 PM IP
When did Chris K marry CNT?
Elk River AA State Champions- 2001 Boys & 2004 Girls
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Indians Forever
Junior
Posts: 1154
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Posted August 24th, 2009 02:12 PM IP
> It Has Always Worked Me
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During a commercial airline flight an Air Force Pilot was
> seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms.
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When the baby began crying during the descent for landing,
the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible.
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The pilot pretended not to notice and,
> upon disembarking,
> he gallantly offered his assistance to
> help with the various baby-related items.
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When the young mother expressed her gratitude,
the pilot responded, 'Gosh, that's a good looking baby...
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and he sure was hungry.
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Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician
said nursing would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.
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The Air Force Pilot sadly shook his head,
> and in true pilot fashion exclaimed,
> 'And all these years, I've been chewing gum.'
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OGEE OGELTHORPE
Poobah
Posts: 7326
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Posted September 1st, 2009 10:21 AM IP
"Hoochie Mamma"
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puck bag
Sophomore
Posts: 671
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Posted September 3rd, 2009 09:51 AM IP
A Catholic priest, a doctor, a rich businessman and a Guy
from New York were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers in front of them.
The Guy from New York fumed, 'What's with those jerks?
We're waiting fifteen minutes between shots!'
The doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such poor golf!'
The rich businessman called out, 'Move it, time is money!'
The Catholic priest said, 'Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him. Excuse me,
sir!' said the priest, 'What's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'
The greens keeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire fighters. They lost their sight
saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime.'
The group fell silent for a few moments.
The Catholic priest said, 'That's so sad. I will say a special prayer for them at Mass tonight.'
The doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's
anything that he might be able to do for them.'
The rich businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the fire fighters union in honor of these brave souls!'
The guy from New York said, 'Why the hell can't they play at night?
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puck bag
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Posted September 3rd, 2009 09:55 AM IP
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OGEE OGELTHORPE
Poobah
Posts: 7326
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Posted September 9th, 2009 02:32 PM IP
The last Czar of Hockey "Boreds"
"Hoochie Mamma"
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east hockey
Hockey Bored Czar
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Posted September 9th, 2009 02:38 PM IP
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OGEE OGELTHORPE wrote:
The last Czar of Hockey "Boreds"
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One of my finest pictures. Mommy is quite proud!
 UNGRATEFUL SWINE!!!
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OGEE OGELTHORPE
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Posts: 7326
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Posted September 9th, 2009 02:42 PM IP
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One of my finest pictures. Mommy is quite proud!
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Neutron 14
Imperial Grand Poobah
Posts: 7202
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Posted September 9th, 2009 02:46 PM IP
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east hockey wrote:
One of my finest pictures. Mommy is quite proud!
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Thats
Oh, wait....
Nevermind..
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