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tomASS
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 Posted May 25th, 2011 10:32 AM IP   
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Neutron 14 wrote:
Ironic that today is "National Tap Dance Day"....
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Funny, I thought it was Heavy Sarcasm Missed Day
Clueless in Carver County
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OGEE OGELTHORPE
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Posted May 25th, 2011 10:33 AM IP
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OGEE OGELTHORPE wrote:
I thought today was "National Pedal backwards Day"
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See what I mean.
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Neutron 14
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Posted May 25th, 2011 10:38 AM IP
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OGEE OGELTHORPE wrote:
See what I mean.
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I stand corrected...
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.
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tomASS
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Posted May 25th, 2011 10:50 AM IP
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Neutron 14 wrote:
I stand
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So you're not drinking yet eh? 
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CNT
Crown Royal
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Posted August 17th, 2011 11:47 AM IP
Thought this was worthy of posting.
I'm sure some won't agree and I'll get a thrashing but I ( can take it!)
Besides Neutron's thread was slipping near the 3rd page! so we needed something.....and this is a subject!
THINK THIS GUY HAS IT ALL COVERED? I COULDN'T SPOT ANYTHING HE LEFT OUT.
I Am the Democratic, Republican Liberal-Progressive's Worst Nightmare.
I am a White, Conservative, Tax-Paying, American Veteran, Gun Owning Biker. That’s me!
I am a Master leatherworker. I work hard and long hours with my hands to earn a living.
I believe in God and the freedom of religion, but I don't push it on others.
I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles, and drive American-made cars, and I believe in
American products and buy them whenever I can.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and not some liberal governmental functionary,
Democratic or Republican, that wants to share it with others who don't work!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer; it makes you a smart American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to
anything. Get over it!
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac or any other item, you should do it in English.
I believe there should be no other language option.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are Malcolm Forbes, Bill Gates, John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and Willie G. Davidson, who makes the awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycles.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.
I've never owned a slave, nor was I a slave. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted
by the Turks, and neither have you!
I believe if you don't like the way things are here, go back to where you came from and
change your own country!
This is AMERICA ...We like it the way it is and more so the way it was ...so stop trying to
change it to look like Russia or China , or some other socialist country!
If you were born here and don't like it... you are free to move to any Socialist country that will
have you. I believe it is time to really clean house, starting with the White House, the seat
of our biggest problems.
I want to know which church is it, exactly, where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches,
where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution?
Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I also think the cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of
what color you are, but not just because you happen to ride a bike.
And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my driver's license. I think it's good....
And I'm proud that 'God' is written on my money.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who
should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me stuff or trying to guilt me
into making 'donations' to their cause.... Get a job and do your part to support yourself and
your family!
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents....
I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think!
I believe the American flag should be the only one allowed in AMERICA !
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know....
We want our country back!
My Country..... I hope this offends all illegal aliens.
My great, great, great, great grandfather watched and bled as his friends died in the Revolution
& the War of 1812.
My great, great, great grandfather watched as his friends died in the Mexican American War.
My great, great grandfather watched as his friends & brothers died in the Civil War.
My great grandfather watched as his friends died in the Spanish-American War.
My grandfather watched as his friends died in WW I.
My father watched as his friends died in WW II.
I watched as my friends died in Korea, Vietnam , Panama & Desert Storm.
My son watched & bled as his friends died in Afghanistan and Iraq .
None of them died for the Mexican Flag.
Everyone died for the American flag.
Texas high school students raised a Mexican flag on a school flag pole,
other students took it down. Guess who was expelled...the students who took it down.
California high school students were sent home on Cinco de Mayo, because they wore
T-shirts with the American flag printed on them.
Enough is enough
This message needs to be viewed by every American; and every
American needs to stand up for America .
We've bent over to appease the America-haters long enough. I'm taking a stand.
I'm standing up because the hundreds of thousands who died fighting in wars for this country,
and for the American flag.
If you agree, stand up with me. If you disagree, please let me know.
I will gladly remove you from my e-mail list.
And shame on anyone who tries to make this a racist message.
AMERICANS, stop giving away Your RIGHTS !
Let me make this clear! THIS IS MY COUNTRY !
This statement DOES NOT mean I'm against immigration !
YOU ARE WELCOME HERE, IN MY COUNTRY, welcome to come legally:
1. Get a sponsor !
2. Learn the LANGUAGE, as immigrants have in the past !
3. Live by OUR rules !
4. Get a job !
5. Pay YOUR Taxes !
6. No Social Security until you have earned it and Paid for it !
7. NOW find a place to lay your head !
If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone,
then YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM !
We've gone so far the other way . . . bent over backwards not to offend anyone.
Only AMERICANS seems to care when American Citizens are being offended !
WAKE UP America ! ! !
If you do not Pass this on, may your fingers cramp !
Made in the U S A & PROUD OF IT!!!!!
*Author name unknown!
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OGEE OGELTHORPE
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Posted August 17th, 2011 11:57 AM IP
Something is awfully fishy about that guy....NO mention of a woman in the entire rant.
Hmmmmm......
Did you find that in the "men seeking men" section?
"Hoochie Mamma"
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packerboy
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Posted August 17th, 2011 12:42 PM IP
"I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.'
He is a little off here.
I know wrestling is fake but watch it anyway and love it.
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OGEE OGELTHORPE
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Posted August 17th, 2011 01:07 PM IP
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packerboy wrote:
"I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it.'
He is a little off here.
I know wrestling is fake but watch it anyway and love it.
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Agreed. He has no taste when it comes to real entertainment, the "unknown author" is probably a soccer fan.
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packerboy
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Posted August 17th, 2011 01:18 PM IP
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OGEE OGELTHORPE wrote:
Agreed. He has no taste when it comes to real entertainment, the "unknown author" is probably a soccer fan.
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Precisely. Maybe even a soccer dork and a Puke fan from "The Glory Years".
Doesn't know a bolo punch from a sleeper hold from a suplex.
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Neutron 14
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Posted August 17th, 2011 01:19 PM IP
A fine subject indeed. 
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.
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OGEE OGELTHORPE
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Posted August 17th, 2011 01:23 PM IP
I say we give him "The Claw"
Skol Baron von Raschke
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tomASS
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Posted August 17th, 2011 02:05 PM IP
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packerboy wrote:
Precisely. Maybe even a soccer dork and a Puke fan from "The Glory Years".
Doesn't know a bolo punch from a sleeper hold from a suplex.
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Soccer fans are big fight and wrestling fans and DON'T YOU EVER FORGET IT 
I remember when the great and powerful St. Paul Dundees attended many wrassling events, stood proudly in front of of Baron Von Raschke's gold Buick Lebaron while he was at a stop light making his way to the match and posed with the "claw".
He nodded approvingly with his evil smile from under his Willard Ikola styled hat and mouthed the words, " that is all you need to know"
He defeated the sheik that evening and I had the pleasure of the sheik abandoning the fight for a moment to go after some young, punk-ass yute to spit at him because he had shouted, Your mother sucks camel "d*cks" and the "desert spews from your momma's Tw*t
The Baron ended things for the sheik shortly thereafter spotted us in the first couple of rows, pointed at us, and showed us the claw.
So don't be comparing soccer dorks with anything Purple Puke
That is all you need to know!
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packerboy
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Posted August 17th, 2011 02:09 PM IP
Yah, I mean, the guy deserves a bionic elbow drop from the top of the turnbuckles...by both High Flyers.
Then let's see if he thinks its fake.
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tomASS
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Posted August 17th, 2011 02:12 PM IP
Ever put your brother in a figure 4 leg lock?
Ends up with his trip to the doctor, a hell of a belt spanking, grounded for two weeks, and the worse of it all.............NO AWA for a month
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tomASS
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Posted August 17th, 2011 02:14 PM IP
I also appreciated and refined my own tomahawk chop and the Oklahoma stampede
God bless Cowboy Bill Watts and his cowboy boots
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tomASS
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Posted August 17th, 2011 02:15 PM IP
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I'm sure PB and TA are refering to these high flyers!!...
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how did you get my junior high picture ???? 
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Neutron 14
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Posted August 17th, 2011 02:30 PM IP
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tomASS wrote:
Soccer fans are big fight and wrestling fans and DON'T YOU EVER FORGET IT
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PROOF!!!
Believe in Yourself
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tomASS
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Posted August 17th, 2011 02:52 PM IP
  
now that is one hell of a face wash
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kickshot
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Posted August 17th, 2011 06:19 PM IP
Back to CNT's subject....right "f$@&ing" on!
Worst MHF pick 'em player ever. But I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express Last Night!
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WendyClark
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Posted August 17th, 2011 07:42 PM IP
i remember when wrestling was um well wrestling, name another sport where a guy carries a keg of swill to the field of play?
I beat up Bob Probert twice... almost three times
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Neutron 14
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Posted August 18th, 2011 10:55 AM IP
The Subject: Obama Fiddles...
The markets are crashing again today, and Obama goes on vacation.
How people can be inspired by this 98 pound charlatan I'll never know....
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packerboy
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Posted August 18th, 2011 11:28 AM IP
Obama doesn't care about the markets. He cares about rasing taxes and getting more money into gov't.
That's all he knows. Take from one segment of the people and give to another and keep gov't as big as possible.
The guy has never had a real job.
He has been saying that if we do not raise taxes, medicare and SS benefits will have to be cut. Perfect. I should pay more taxes so my medicare and SS won't be cut.
Makes no sense to a taxpayer who is a few years from medicare eligibility and has been paying in for 40 years like millions of us but Obama cant relate to that. He only knows tax and spend and then tax some more.
Of course, all of the sociialist granny state programs will remain because these benefit people who do nnot pay any taxes. That's Obama and his ilk.
That's The Subject.
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OGEE OGELTHORPE
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Posted August 18th, 2011 11:57 AM IP
I'm totally Obamaed out....
This Subject is spent.
"Hoochie Mamma"
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tomASS
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Posted August 18th, 2011 12:10 PM IP
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OGEE OGELTHORPE wrote:
I'm totally Obamaed out....
This Subject is spent.
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Maybe you should raise your Obama tolerance debt ceiling?
if not the sky might fall
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OGEE OGELTHORPE
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Posted August 18th, 2011 12:17 PM IP
A different subject:
Bored meeting?
I'll be in Maple Grove, the Hotel in that other City kicked us out. Rink is in New Hope.
"Hoochie Mamma"
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Bash Brother
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Posted August 18th, 2011 12:18 PM IP
i'll be in the area this weekend
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OGEE OGELTHORPE
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Posted August 18th, 2011 12:20 PM IP
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Bash Brother wrote:
i'll be in the area this weekend
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Ddad out of town again?
"Hoochie Mamma"
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