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Neutron 14
Imperial Grand Poobah
Posts: 7174
Registered: Nov 2008 |
 Posted September 22nd, 2011 08:22 AM IP   
tom's bath toys as a child were a toaster and a hair dryer.
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.
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OGEE OGELTHORPE
Poobah
Posts: 7290
Registered: Nov 2008 |
Posted September 22nd, 2011 08:30 AM IP
Is this like celebrity roast?
"Hoochie Mamma"
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Neutron 14
Imperial Grand Poobah
Posts: 7174
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Posted September 22nd, 2011 08:36 AM IP
In high school, tom failed to make the chess team because of his height.
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.
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Neutron 14
Imperial Grand Poobah
Posts: 7174
Registered: Nov 2008 |
Posted September 22nd, 2011 08:36 AM IP
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OGEE OGELTHORPE wrote:
Is this like celebrity roast?
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Believe in Yourself
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Neutron 14
Imperial Grand Poobah
Posts: 7174
Registered: Nov 2008 |
Posted September 22nd, 2011 08:54 AM IP
tom is so short, one of his first jobs was posing for trophies.
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.
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Neutron 14
Imperial Grand Poobah
Posts: 7174
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Posted September 22nd, 2011 11:05 AM IP
tom is so short his hair smell like feet.
Believe in Yourself
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Neutron 14
Imperial Grand Poobah
Posts: 7174
Registered: Nov 2008 |
Posted September 22nd, 2011 11:06 AM IP
tom is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know.
Believe in Yourself
Because the rest of us think you're an idiot.
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Cornbread
Vice-Poobah
Posts: 4094
Registered: Nov 2008 |
Posted September 22nd, 2011 11:49 AM IP
They once made a tomASS toilet paper, and it would take sh#t from anybody.
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tomASS
Bored Troll
Posts: 11184
Registered: Nov 2008 |
Posted September 22nd, 2011 09:50 PM IP
tomASS is so short he was a stunt double in Honey I shrunk the kids
.......hey this is fun
tomASS is a little short so could you give him a couple of $20's ?? ( I don't borrow money)
Clueless in Carver County
YNWA
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tomASS
Bored Troll
Posts: 11184
Registered: Nov 2008 |
Posted September 22nd, 2011 09:51 PM IP
tomASS is so short he does pull-ups on a staple
Clueless in Carver County
YNWA
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tomASS
Bored Troll
Posts: 11184
Registered: Nov 2008 |
Posted September 23rd, 2011 07:42 AM IP
tomASS is so short that limbo doesn't exist
Clueless in Carver County
YNWA
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tomASS
Bored Troll
Posts: 11184
Registered: Nov 2008 |
Posted September 23rd, 2011 07:44 AM IP
tomASS is so small that the shoe polishers at the airport have to use a dremel to shine his shoes
Clueless in Carver County
YNWA
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tomASS
Bored Troll
Posts: 11184
Registered: Nov 2008 |
Posted September 23rd, 2011 07:44 AM IP
tomASS is so short that ants consider him a pest at picnics
Clueless in Carver County
YNWA
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Dmom
All-State
Posts: 2792
Registered: Nov 2008 |
Posted September 23rd, 2011 10:48 AM IP
Well, that took all the fun out of it 
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tomASS
Bored Troll
Posts: 11184
Registered: Nov 2008 |
Posted September 23rd, 2011 08:57 PM IP
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Dmom wrote:
Well, that took all the fun out of it
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Clueless in Carver County
YNWA
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EREmpireStrikesBack
The Man
Posts: 2145
Registered: Nov 2008 |
Posted September 26th, 2011 12:15 AM IP
TA is so short, he trips on his tampon string.
Elk River AA State Champions- 2001 Boys & 2004 Girls
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Bash Brother
Senior
Posts: 1769
Registered: Aug 2010 |
Posted September 26th, 2011 12:16 AM IP
ERE wins. He has the best one. Lock it up.
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tomASS
Bored Troll
Posts: 11184
Registered: Nov 2008 |
Posted September 26th, 2011 08:51 AM IP
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Bash Brother wrote:
ERE wins. He has the best one. Lock it up.
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hey kid, wise up; there is a site that provides you with "so short" jokes
Clueless in Carver County
YNWA
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Bash Brother
Senior
Posts: 1769
Registered: Aug 2010 |
Posted September 26th, 2011 05:20 PM IP
You mean this site?
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Dmom
All-State
Posts: 2792
Registered: Nov 2008 |
Posted September 28th, 2011 08:48 AM IP
That's right bashy boy, everything you ever needed to know is right here at MHF. We don't need no stinking google
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Bash Brother
Senior
Posts: 1769
Registered: Aug 2010 |
Posted September 28th, 2011 11:37 PM IP
Are you flirting with me again?
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tomASS
Bored Troll
Posts: 11184
Registered: Nov 2008 |
Posted September 29th, 2011 07:08 AM IP
Quote:
Bash Brother wrote:
Are you flirting with me again?
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Always the optimist
Clueless in Carver County
YNWA
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Bash Brother
Senior
Posts: 1769
Registered: Aug 2010 |
Posted September 29th, 2011 03:42 PM IP
I can hope can't I?
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Neutron 14
Imperial Grand Poobah
Posts: 7174
Registered: Nov 2008 |
Posted September 29th, 2011 03:55 PM IP
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Bash Brother wrote:
I can hope can't I?
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Bash, she'd be all over you like flies on ...
Believe in Yourself
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Bash Brother
Senior
Posts: 1769
Registered: Aug 2010 |
Posted September 29th, 2011 09:08 PM IP
Ogee's Sheep?
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EREmpireStrikesBack
The Man
Posts: 2145
Registered: Nov 2008 |
Posted September 30th, 2011 12:30 AM IP
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Neutron 14 wrote:
Bash, she'd be all over you like flies on ...
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When you say all over... what exactly do you mean?
Elk River AA State Champions- 2001 Boys & 2004 Girls
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tomASS
Bored Troll
Posts: 11184
Registered: Nov 2008 |
Posted October 17th, 2011 11:26 AM IP
A recent Nygaard family reunion photo from this past weekend.
In case you have never met me I'm on the far right.
The tall guy is my younger brother. The rest....cousins
Clueless in Carver County
YNWA
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tomASS
Bored Troll
Posts: 11184
Registered: Nov 2008 |
Posted November 4th, 2011 01:58 PM IP
I invite all of you to watch my new TV Show called
"Life's too Short"
Life's Too Short will begin airing on BBC2 at 9.30pm on 11/10
make sure you watch for guest appearances from PB and we even have a fat episode that Chris K rolls in for.
Clueless in Carver County
YNWA
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OGEE OGELTHORPE
Poobah
Posts: 7290
Registered: Nov 2008 |
Posted November 16th, 2011 01:14 PM IP
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'Wizard of Oz' Munchkin dies. |
tom...You still with us?
Just making sure.
"Hoochie Mamma"
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