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pistol
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 Posted November 30th, 2011 10:16 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
First you lose a 42-0 preseason game to some school that barely sends its hockey team to State once per century;

then you load your non-conference hockey schedule full of cwass witto "a" talent to bury?



Real State-of-Hockey Catholics load their non-conference schedules with:

Benilde-St. Margaret's (6AA);

Burnsville (2AA);

Wayzata (6AA);

White Bear Lake Area (4AA);

Minnetonka (6AA);

Eden Prairie (6AA);

Eagan (3AA);

Moorhead (8AA);

etc.....



Even the chamPioneers' obligatory classic conference is loaded with more state tournament appearances than most.

Take, for example, South St. Paul ...

okay, bad example,

but its not Hill-Murray's fault that the packerboys decided to opt down

after losing more state tournaments than anyone

and after losing almost as many games (31) to Hill

as the Grecian Traitors have lost (41) to Hill, So Far.



I just don't get it.

Stop burying your non-conference schedule in cwass witto chickenship.

You remind me so much of STA that I Wonder if you're Twins.

That's not the real Road to St. Paul.

Don't wait for Lent to step down.

You're an embarrassment to Real State-of-Hockey Catholics.



Here is the Grecian Traitor "Hour of Power" packerboy promised ...




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packerboy
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 Posted November 30th, 2011 11:14 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
The unmanly One Trick Ponieers pway witto football and then when hockey seasob starts they pway in The Classic Suburban a/k/a cupcake wars in runnnig time.

Then the Kerrys and their supposed hockey school, their one and only trick, pway in a section that has nobody except a team who has never won a 1/4 final game in the tournament after the nervous Ponieers lobbied to get Centennial out.

Meanwhile the powerful Raiders of CDH take on the behemouths of the Suburban East all season even after an always extended football season vs the best and biggest.

If the unmanly Ponieers want to pway in the witto cwasses in the manly sports, may as well join your STA brothers in the matinee tourney.



   
pistol
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 Posted November 30th, 2011 11:17 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
That's all you could muster in your "Hour of Power" between our posts?

We all know that STA is the gay-looking Wonder Twin.

That leaves either the monkey or the girl to represent Grecian Traitor hockey.

Which is it?


   
CNT
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 Posted November 30th, 2011 11:20 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Gawd this thread is like the Shiites vs the Sunnis they will end up in a holy war!




smile

Pope pickem champ says While you clowns are a wishin I'll be a fishin ! .


   
pistol
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 Posted November 30th, 2011 11:32 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Better watch out, CNT,

or the Gecian Traitors might put Rogers on their cwappy non-conference schedule.

I mean ... it's NON-conference ... the schools you ASK to bury.

If Grecian Traitors ASK to play cwass witto "a" chickenship teams ...

why are the Wonder half-Twins allowed to Activate for the real post season Powers?



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packerboy
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 Posted November 30th, 2011 02:11 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Quote:
pistol wrote:

We all know that STA is the gay-looking Wonder Twin.







Should not speak of your unmanly witto cwass bretheren in such a manner. STA will call you a bully and the youbugme eyed governor will get 15 people to investigate you.

But thats OK, you actually should be investigated for conduct unbecoming a Catholic.
   
pistol
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 Posted November 30th, 2011 02:21 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
C'mon, he dresses like his sister, monkey-girl!
   
pistol
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 Posted December 2nd, 2011 12:39 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
   
pistol
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 Posted December 2nd, 2011 12:43 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
packerboy:

you helped me give away two (2) houses;

I helped give you twelve (12) State Hockey championships.

Seems like you still owe me.

   
packerboy
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 Posted December 2nd, 2011 02:47 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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pistol wrote:
packerboy:

you helped me give away two (2) houses;

I helped give you twelve (12) State Hockey championships.

Seems like you still owe me.


I do. And always will.







   
pistol
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 Posted December 2nd, 2011 02:55 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Good!

Or is that bad?

Tough to read these Grecian Traitors!

   
pistol
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 Posted December 11th, 2011 08:44 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Here's the one trick of the coach-less One-Trick PONIES:

running over packerboy's my little Grecian Traitors,

that is, when the Grecian Traitors aren't out SEEKING

to rustle up MORE non-conference cwass chickenship foes ...

like the cwass chickenship foe that the Grecian Traitors ASKED to schedule ...

what's their name?

Three letters but only a single A?

In the State of Hockey's littlest, least consequential rivaly

On December 22nd ...

The same night that prime-time TV will feature the State of Hockey's biggest, big-time rivalry ...

starring REAL Catholics who have CHOSEN for THEIR non-conference foe ...

the only state tournament entrant from the the Grecian Traitors' otherwise weak-kneed conference.

OPT DOWN NOW, Grecian Traitors!

Even the weak SEC doesn't want you!


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Cornbread
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 Posted December 11th, 2011 09:13 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
a chicken says what?
   
pistol
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 Posted December 12th, 2011 10:53 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Let's ask packerboy ...

since Grecian Traitors chase around cwass chickenship teams ...

like you chase minors....


   
pistol
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 Posted December 14th, 2011 08:56 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Grecian Traitors hide behind Joe Mamma's skirt

while accusing TRUE Catholics of living in cwassic suburban neighborhoods.

Well, last night the Grecian Traitors were heard whistling at the night,

tiptoeing cross-toed through that same cwassic suburban neighborhood,

fearfully praying like 2006,

hoping to avoid the heavyweight chamPioneers.

Not wanting to face the TRUE Catholic heavyweight chamPioneers,

the Grecian Traitors instead got their noses bloodied ...

by the 98 pound weaklings of the cwassic suburbs,

the Zephyrs.

If there is a weight cwass lower than 98 pounds,

the Grecian Traitors need to opt down to it, now!



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packerboy
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 Posted December 14th, 2011 09:06 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post


The One Trick Ponieers are still basking in the glory of witto cwass football success so they feel real cocky while losing to everybody they play that isnt witto cwass in hockey.

But it is not even Christmas yet....Wait Until Lent

   
pistol
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 Posted December 16th, 2011 09:54 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Ponies, and Traitors, and Bears ...

Oh, my ...

little ponies, and traitors, and bears ...

Only a cowardly lyin' would call the SEC tough ...

where teams only win by avoiding shooting the puck in the net.

Opt down, SEC!

   
pistol
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 Posted December 20th, 2011 10:18 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Some people say White Bear Lake is the team to beat in the Grecian Traitors' lowly SEC.

Some people say Section 1 is worse than even lowly backdoor Sections 7 & 8 ...

Most recent score proves what some people say:

Lowest of the lowliest embarrassing sections (1), 7;

Team to beat in the lowliest should opt-down conference (SEC), 1.

How many of the 7 goals were self-inflicted empty-netters?

Opt down, Grecian Traitors ...

and your whole conference, too!


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Neutron 14
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 Posted December 20th, 2011 11:52 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Quote:
pistol wrote:


Most recent score proves what some people say:




That Hill/Murray pays Tim Sagers salary!

How low can Hill/Murray go?

First they conspire to have Centennial thrown out of the section, and now this!



(Edited by Neutron 14)

Meetings; None of us is as dumb as all of us.


   
pistol
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 Posted December 20th, 2011 07:23 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Like in some Sleeping Beauty faerie tale ...

Neut has stumbled on a sharp point.

Unlike Publik Skool parents,

Hill-Murray parents are required to pay,

in addition to the salaries of Hill's excellent coaches and teachers,

the salaries of every substandard Publik Skool coach and teacher, too!

What kind of parents would hand their kids over to government union beauracrats ...

who pay and treat excellent teachers no better than the substandard ones ...

who limit class size in order to limit every child's chance to learn from the occasional great teacher?

Did the Roman Empire fall due to outside forces ...

or Grecian Traitors from within?

Opt down, SEC ...

you're a bad influence.



   
packerboy
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 Posted December 21st, 2011 10:02 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Yes the One Trick Ponieers continue to take on one mighty Classless foe after another after hiding in the unmanly witto cwass for football.

Meanwhile the CDH Raiders fight against the behemouth pagans and polish their championsip trophies in all the major sports.

I'ts really quite a story as one pro athlete or top recruit after another from CDH excells.

Tear down that witto cwass wall Mr pistol.

   
pistol
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 Posted December 21st, 2011 05:48 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
The chamPioneers will not be hiding tomorrow night ...

OPTING instead to treat the throngs at Aldrich and a worldwide television audience ...

to Hill's TOP CLASS non-conference schedule ...

and the State of Hockey's most rivaled rivalry ...

the Hill-Murray chamPioneers versus the White Bear bad-news Bears ...

then its on to Schwan's TOP CLASS Gold division versus Maxi-Tonka.


Where will the Gwecian Twaitows be OPTING to HIDE tomorrow night?

BeheMOUTH Pagan Polish, indeed!


   
Neutron 14
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 Posted December 21st, 2011 06:28 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Quote:
pistol wrote:

the Hill-Murray chamPioneers versus the White Bear bad-news Bears ...



I'd still like to know where Hill gets the money to pay Sagers salary to keep him as the coach of WB. I mean, Hill has money, but that takes.... like Cretin money to pull that off. Does Hill have pictures too? Was a Hill Admin involved?

Quote:
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then its on to Schwan's TOP CLASS Gold division versus Maxi-Tonka.



The Skippers are going to take their hat off and give the Hill/Gilligans a whack.

(Burnsville beat Hill 5-2. Tonka beat Burnsville 7-3)

Oh the ship set sail from the shore of this...











(Edited by Neutron 14)

Meetings; None of us is as dumb as all of us.


   
pistol
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 Posted December 22nd, 2011 09:25 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Class of the Classic, chamPioneers ... 7

Crass of the SEC, bad-news Bears ... Opt down SEC

   
Sparlimb
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 Posted December 22nd, 2011 09:38 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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pistol wrote:
Class of the Classic, chamPioneers ... 7

Crass of the SEC, bad-news Bears ... Opt down SEC




You know the Classic Suburban may be a better conference for the first time ever this year. There are some real duds in the SEC...

"See you in another life, brother"
   
pistol
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 Posted December 22nd, 2011 10:36 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Gwecian Twaitows lose by 3 to another non-conference cwass chickenship team;

classless bad-news Bears just barely avoid running time;

coachless my-little PONIES do not ...

OPT DOWN, SEC ...

you're wasting AA ice time!

   
pistol
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 Posted December 23rd, 2011 08:46 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Neut, packerboy, CNT, Guvs, and Julie's favorites all lost last night ...

all by large margins and giving up 5 or more goals ...

mainly to manly Classic Suburban and/or cwass fanny-pack chickenship teams.

OPT DOWN, bored admins/regulars!

   
Cornbread
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 Posted December 23rd, 2011 08:57 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
pistol time for you and your comments to opt down to the other !
   
pistol
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 Posted December 23rd, 2011 09:02 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
and miss all the pictures of your minor pretend girlfriends?
   
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