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Bash Brother
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 Posted May 29th, 2011 12:43 PM IP   
The twins current performances have got many Jumpin Ship.
Does any one see this pathetic bunch turning it around?
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tomASS
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Posted May 29th, 2011 04:19 PM IP
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Bash Brother wrote:
Does any one see this pathetic bunch turning it around?
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Clueless in Carver County
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Bash Brother
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Posted May 30th, 2011 11:18 AM IP
Thats what I thought
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Neutron 14
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Posted May 31st, 2011 02:24 PM IP
Who should the Twins take with the #1 pick in the 2012 Draft?
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None of us is as dumb as all of us.
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BIAFP
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Posted May 31st, 2011 02:27 PM IP
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Who should the Twins take with the #1 pick in the 2012 Draft?
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A non CDH catcher...
2011 MHF Biggest Rack contest winner - sorry Dmom
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OGEE OGELTHORPE
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Posted May 31st, 2011 02:30 PM IP
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Neutron 14 wrote:
Who should the Twins take with the #1 pick in the 2012 Draft?
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That White Glove kid....
"Hoochie Mamma"
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Bash Brother
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Posted May 31st, 2011 02:32 PM IP
Trade the #1 pick for a catcher who plays
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tomASS
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Posted May 31st, 2011 02:41 PM IP
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Trade the #1 pick for a catcher who plays
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How about trading the number one pick for a fitness trainer.
They all come into spring training out of shape.
They don't play enough in spring training to get into " baseball shape"
They break spring camp with everyone in good health since they haven't done all that much.
They start the season by trying to play in order to get into baseball shape and either suck or get a boo-boo because they are out of shape.
nuff said - over paid lazy sonsofa*****s
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Neutron 14
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Posted May 31st, 2011 03:15 PM IP
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OGEE OGELTHORPE wrote:
That White Glove kid....
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Say... He was a catcher too!!!!
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OGEE OGELTHORPE
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Posted May 31st, 2011 06:07 PM IP
Minnesota Tlosses
"Hoochie Mamma"
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Neutron 14
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Posted June 1st, 2011 09:09 AM IP
:sspfan:
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tomASS
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Posted June 1st, 2011 09:58 AM IP
Where's Shanty? Twins failed commitment to excellence has caused him to lose focus on his own commitment to excellence?
Where's PB, he couldn't possibly be working in the sewers where his Twins are working could he?
What is the MLB record for number of losses in one season? Could the Twins beat it by August?
What is the greatest number of wussies on a single MLB team in one season?
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OGEE OGELTHORPE
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Posted June 1st, 2011 11:20 AM IP
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What is the MLB record for number of losses in one season? Could the Twins beat it by August?
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Since the start of the 162 game season the record is:
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2004 Arizona Diamondbacks National 51 wins, 111 losses. for a .315 win % |
No way they can beat it by August.
But... we want this record, we need this record, I think we have a real good shot at this record.
They are winning at a .321%....so far
but with a little luck, something else will go wrong with this team and get right down to the .315% we need to sustain for the year.
Go Twins... keep doing what you're doing and with a few more bad breaks the record will be ours...hehe hehe (that was my evil laugh)
"Hoochie Mamma"
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packerboy
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Posted June 1st, 2011 11:46 AM IP
Ah, June.
A beautiful summer day and a new featured month of the month for our boys and baseball.
I have tickerts for 2 games in June as once again pb will be going to a game every month of the season even if our guy are a littlke off this year.
Yes ole white glopves could play SS better than Plouffen Tolbert and those guys. I seriously have seen better play at that position in DIII college baseball.
But that will turn around in June
Ah, June
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tomASS
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Posted June 1st, 2011 12:11 PM IP
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OGEE OGELTHORPE wrote:
But... we want this record, we need this record, I think we have a real good shot at this record.
Go Twins... keep doing what you're doing and with a few more bad breaks the record will be ours...hehe hehe (that was my evil laugh)
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anyway you look at it, the Twins are on a roll
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tomASS
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Posted June 1st, 2011 12:14 PM IP
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Ah, June
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This lady is named June. I think she had sisters named April and May
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OGEE OGELTHORPE
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Posted June 1st, 2011 12:51 PM IP
tomASS deserves a  & a 10 for that.
It is also under review... further punishment most certainly to be handed down after the hearing.
"Hoochie Mamma"
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Neutron 14
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Posted June 1st, 2011 01:33 PM IP
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OGEE OGELTHORPE wrote:
It is also under review... further punishment most certainly to be handed down after the hearing.
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Let me assemble the appropriate kangaroos...
Meetings:
None of us is as dumb as all of us.
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OGEE OGELTHORPE
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Posted June 1st, 2011 02:06 PM IP
GUILTY!!
This is a flour free zone.
FYI tomASS...Gay Twink dudes are okay as long as they are hidden in a spoiler alert or a soccer thread.
"Hoochie Mamma"
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tomASS
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Posted June 1st, 2011 02:07 PM IP
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OGEE OGELTHORPE wrote:
tomASS deserves a & a 10 for that.
It is also under review... further punishment most certainly to be handed down after the hearing.
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SIR YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER!
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tomASS
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Posted June 1st, 2011 02:08 PM IP
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Neutron 14 wrote:
Let me assemble the appropriate kangaroos...
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Hop to it then
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tomASS
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Posted June 1st, 2011 02:09 PM IP
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OGEE OGELTHORPE wrote:
This is a flour free zone.
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with the Twins it certainly isn't a bag-free zone
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packerboy
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Posted June 1st, 2011 02:14 PM IP
Yes, our Gem knows just how to look in June as illustrated below:
No doubt Joe and Yoshi will get healthy and propel our boys back to respecability in June and the other featured months.
Thank you Gem. Ah, June
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tomASS
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Posted June 1st, 2011 03:11 PM IP
I'm glad our June does not resemble the Twins' June in the least bit
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tomASS
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Posted June 1st, 2011 09:24 PM IP
Just how much uglier can it get for the Twins this year.
Let's ask twins cornholie and bon bon
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OGEE OGELTHORPE
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Posted June 1st, 2011 10:33 PM IP
:sspfan: :sspfan: :sspfan: :sspfan:
17-37 .315
Well done T-bags
"Hoochie Mamma"
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Neutron 14
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Posted June 2nd, 2011 05:40 AM IP
Stumblin-Bumblin and Delmon Fumblin...
Holy hannah they're bad.
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tomASS
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Posted June 2nd, 2011 08:01 AM IP
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Stumblin-Bumblin and Delmon Fumblin...
Holy hannah they're bad.
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Someone must have had lasik surgery last night 
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packerboy
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Posted June 2nd, 2011 11:12 AM IP
Ah, June.
The heat is here but the Twins have not yet warmed to the occassion as they played like April and May to start the month of June which is feature here all month.
The whole team looks out of focus.
Not even Gem bringing the heat of June seems to inspire your team.
"The Twins Way" has taken on a whole new meaning.
Ah, June
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Bash Brother
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Posted June 2nd, 2011 08:00 PM IP
I have tickets for June 16th... I'm debating giving them away.
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