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packerboy
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 Posted May 1st, 2012 10:51 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Yes, May is here snd its about time.

Let's face it...April was not kind to our boys and we are gald to see that month go so we can do betetr in this month's featured month this month, which is May.

May....gotta be better.
   
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 Posted May 1st, 2012 11:14 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post


After a 6 - 16 record in April, can packerboy's "they will be competitive" team do any worse in May?

They're already the worst team in the Major Leagues, how do you do worse?

Fire Gardy...

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CNT
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 Posted May 1st, 2012 11:35 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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packerboy wrote:


Let's face it...April was not kind to our boys




Translation= They suck !!






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packerboy
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 Posted May 1st, 2012 12:36 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Yes, the disloyal can whine and cast aspersions on our 2 time world champions based on April but the Tigers and Angels spent a bizllion dollars and look where they are.

May...moneyball month
   
CNT
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 Posted May 1st, 2012 02:37 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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packerboy wrote:
Yes, the disloyal can whine and cast aspersions on our 2 time world champions based on April but the Tigers and Angels spent a bizllion dollars and look where they are.

May...moneyball month


You're starting to sound like pistol with this living the past thing!


Mauer is a bust!

Trade him !

To LA




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tomASS
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 Posted May 1st, 2012 04:33 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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Mauer is a bust!

Trade him !





You got that right!! Do it before his trade value hits rock bottom. I'm sure a lot of teams are looking for a part-time player.

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 Posted May 2nd, 2012 08:15 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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packerboy wrote:
Yes, the disloyal can whine and cast aspersions on our 2 time world champions based on April but the Tigers and Angels spent a bizllion dollars and look where they are.




The Cubs have 2 championships as well. Big deal.

They suck, and they're not rebuilding because the cupboard is bare.

Another loss last night. Pathetic. Makes me want to puke...

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OGEE OGELTHORPE
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 Posted May 2nd, 2012 08:32 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Lets face it...They suckered you Metro clowns into a new stadium and then the team goes in the toilet.

Makes me want to giggle....

Skol Stadium taxes.

"Hoochie Mamma"





   
pistol
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 Posted May 2nd, 2012 10:10 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
One day into May

and the JoeMommasBoys are crying Mayday!

That ship has sailed and sunk already.

April ... hit the showers!

May ... go pick some flowers ...

JoeMommasBoys!

May-be we should talk instead about NFL draft, etc.....


(Edited by pistol)
   
packerboy
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 Posted May 2nd, 2012 10:54 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Yes, as the Puke zombie posters call for a trade of a 3 time battiing champ and a MVP, now hitting .313 and on a 100 RBI pace, our boys go down in May in LA for their first loss of the month this month.

Hmmm, could it be a little jealousy because of where he went to HS?

May....the month of Mauer.
   
tomASS
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 Posted May 2nd, 2012 12:03 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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Hmmm, could it be a little jealousy because of where he went to HS?

May....the month of Mauer


.

His HS would greatly increase his trade value if the Twins were foolish enough to trade him

No matter how good you think he is or where his numbers stand I am an idiot for thinking it was OK to change one of pb's posts

FIXED!
(Edited by packerboy)

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OGEE OGELTHORPE
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 Posted May 2nd, 2012 12:48 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
May...the month of Manure.


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CNT
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 Posted May 2nd, 2012 01:06 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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May...the month of Manure.




Joe Manure !!!

Perfect!




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Bash Brother
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 Posted May 2nd, 2012 02:31 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
They will suck worse in May.

Believe you me.
   
OGEE OGELTHORPE
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 Posted May 3rd, 2012 08:10 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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Joe Mauer Styles A Fan’s Hair


If this whole baseball thing doesn’t work out for Mauer, I’m sure he can jump straight into cosmetology school after he hangs up the cleats!.



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OGEE OGELTHORPE
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 Posted May 3rd, 2012 08:10 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
The Twins have not had a hit in 15 innings.

Does anybody know the record for consecutive innings without a hit?

Whatever it is, I think they have a shot at it..

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 Posted May 3rd, 2012 08:13 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post

Thank you Captain, May we have another?

Complete and utter embarrassment. A triple A team would get at least one hit. I'd say it couldn't get any worse, but Willingham walked once.

19 consecutive scoreless innings.

Swept by the worst team in the AL west.

Morneau heading to the DL.

Drew Butera called up. Drew boofin' Butera. Really?


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OGEE OGELTHORPE
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 Posted May 3rd, 2012 08:20 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post



Yes, you May have another.

The M&M boys...

Manure and Moaner

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 Posted May 3rd, 2012 08:37 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post

Bring back The Big Hrbowski. What school did he go to again?


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Neutron 14
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 Posted May 3rd, 2012 08:40 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post

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Mr. Neutron, you've just won free season tickets to the Minnesota Twins!



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tomASS
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 Posted May 3rd, 2012 09:04 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
My prediction of 103 losses May prove to be a very optimistic guess.
They May reach that mark by mid August

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packerboy
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 Posted May 3rd, 2012 10:51 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
It May not get much better for awhile but even Bloomington Kennedy's most famous athlete would not help now.

May....we got the funk, we got the funk.
   
CNT
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 Posted May 3rd, 2012 11:40 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
Maybe these CDH guys really aren't as good as daddy's money made them up to be??




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packerboy
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 Posted May 3rd, 2012 11:55 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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Maybe these CDH guys really aren't as good as daddy's money made them up to be??




Maybe they now have their own money because of their greatness.

May.....If only Gardy would let Mauer pitch too.
   
tomASS
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 Posted May 3rd, 2012 12:32 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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Maybe they now have their own money because of their greatness.

May.....If only Gardy would let Mauer pitch too.


I was looking for some fair and balanced spin about how the Twinkies should consider it an honor to have a no-hitter thrown against them.

Clueless in Carver County

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tomASS
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 Posted May 3rd, 2012 12:35 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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Maybe they now have their own money because of their greatness.



It May be that more money = ordinary /average effort and performance. If he was truly great he would start giving some of that undeserved money back

Joe Manure is certainly a great con artist

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Irishmans Shanty
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 Posted May 3rd, 2012 05:11 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
000-000-030-000-000-000-000-000-000

The evidence above shows that the trip to Anahiem could have been worse.

The Twins will not be looking up at the Royals and Pirates this year they will be looking way up at the Royals and Pirates.

This might be the perfect summer to get my first look at the new stadium.

Go Twins
   
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 Posted May 4th, 2012 08:14 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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Irishmans Shanty wrote:


This might be the perfect summer to get my first look at the new stadium.





Scalpers asking 50% of face value? Maybe that's too much...

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 Posted May 4th, 2012 10:54 AM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post


Rochester is 10-16, only scoring three runs a game. Not much bat help there.

Pitching there on the other hand, is doing fairly well.

So come on Terry Ryan, start rearranging deck chairs on this Titanic....


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tomASS
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 Posted May 4th, 2012 02:34 PM   IP           Reply with quote Edit Post Delete post
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start rearranging deck chairs on this Titanic....




Funny, second time in less than a half hour I have heard that phrase used.

Must be Titanic deck chair rearrange day.

The other reference was used in regard to the CEO at SuperValu who has been cleaning house the last month and who, by the way, use to be President of Wal-Mart's Mexico Division which recently has had some bad press about bribery charges under his reign.

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