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Suryc
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Registered: Mar 2007 |
 Posted April 22nd, 2007 10:22 PM IP   
Post a poem, song, joke, picture (small and appropriate, please). If it makes me laugh, you win 100k!
1 entry per person please.
GO!
Suryc
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Ore_al!!
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Posts: 28
Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted April 22nd, 2007 10:27 PM IP
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the admin. clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”
do a barrel roll
Visitors since March 4th, 2007: 999
That was really weird...
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PheonixFire
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Posts: 19
Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted April 22nd, 2007 10:28 PM IP
This is my Poem/Ode
Ode to Banana's
Banana's I love
your sweetness makes me happy
We can do many things to you
Like putting on comdoms on your sleek sexy skin
And eating you
I love you Banana's
Never Leave me
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dyingwaffles
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Registered: Mar 2007 |
Posted April 22nd, 2007 10:28 PM IP
For his birthday, little Joe asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Joe heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Joe told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike.
The Wang Queen ;)
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Angelblade
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Posts: 41
Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted April 22nd, 2007 10:30 PM IP
Oop, hope this isn't too big.
(Edited by Angelblade)
Avatar lovingly stolen from Runci. :D
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minigates
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Posts: 22
Registered: Mar 2007 |
Posted April 22nd, 2007 11:06 PM IP
A man has a Viagra stuck in his throat, he now has a stiff neck!
Show: Games with gates!
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death arrow
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Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted April 23rd, 2007 07:05 PM IP
a man walks up to a young blonde woman on the street and shyly says "will you have sex with me for one million dollars". the woman quickly replies "yes i will". the man replies to this "will you have sex with me for 20 dollars?". the woman agrivated by the question replies "NO I WILL NOT, what kind of woman do you think i am". the man smugly says "ive already figured that out, im just trying to negotiate a price"
i am me oh yes... the e bunny
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MaizeHarwood
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Registered: May 2007 |
Posted May 6th, 2007 11:27 PM IP
I guess you want to hear a joke? Ok well here is you for you. Women's Rights
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tush the pastagirl
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Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted May 6th, 2007 11:31 PM IP
From Tush the pastagirl
Q.
How do you keep a jackass in suspense????
A. I'll tell you tomorrow
my friend mitzi is a spaz seriously. When asked the above question and was given the answer she tipped her head to the left and said I dont get it. Can't you just tell me today?
After I stopped laughing I said Mitzi sometimes you are so dumb I dont think you could poor piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel. To which she replied huh?? I dont get it. Why would there be piss in a boot, and why would instructions be on the heel. True story I swear.....I have a million mitzi-isms.....
(Edited by tush the pastagirl)
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MoxiousGas
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Posted May 6th, 2007 11:33 PM IP
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beautyredefined
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Posts: 24
Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted May 6th, 2007 11:36 PM IP
Courtesy of xkcd
A listener is me!
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Merric
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Registered: Mar 2007 |
Posted May 8th, 2007 12:15 AM IP
Quote:
MaizeHarwood wrote:
I guess you want to hear a joke? Ok well here is you for you. Women's Rights
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Hmmmmm... not funny. Let's try and keep the -isms out of the forums, eh? (That's sexism, racism, heterosexism, etc...)
You must be the change you wish to see in the world.
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