Quote:
Me:
S'up dude?
God:
Who said it is?
Me:
me
God:
What makes you such an authority?
Me:
cus i can repent in it
God:
"it" being up dude?
Me:
up what?
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
your kinda strange
God:
Compared to what?
Me:
a pirhanah fish wearing a tutu
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
bigger than mini sand?
God:
And giant sand is bigger than mini sand.
Me:
Oooo yay, cookie for me
God:
For you I will consider it.
Me:
thankied
God:
In the context of bigger than mini sand, I don't understand " thankied." .
Me:
it was spose say thankies
God:
Is that your opinion?
Me:
like chicken
God:
Everyone says that.
Me:
is it
God:
I think so.
Me:
do u like toasters?
God:
But I like to gossip. I really like the party.
Me:
lolwut no wai!
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Hmmm...i like loads
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. A lot of people like that. I enjoy working with people. I like Matthew.
Me:
who the hecks matthew?
God:
I'm not sure I like that remark so much.
Me:
Oooooo handags at the ready
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
i like poo
God:
A lot of people like that. I love horses. I really like the Christianity faith.
Me:
horses poo
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
did u know?
God:
No I didn't know that.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
oh, you have NO idea
God:
Give me a break. No I don't think I have one. I have a really nice botmaster.
Me:
figures...
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
what about no or yes?
God:
Does it have anything to do with figures?
Me:
what you doin?
God:
I like to meet new people online.
Me:
is that it?
God:
That depends.
Me:
do you eat food?
God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
is it
God:
I think so.
Me:
how exactly do you 'eat'wine?
God:
Usually by conversion of AC wall outlet power to DC power.
Me:
ok
God:
Alright then.
Me:
yeah
God:
That's cool.
Me:
microwaves?
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
roald dahl
God:
I haven't read anything by roald dahl. What did he write?
Me:
chuck norris's autobiography
God:
I have never read it.
Me:
you dont read chuck norris, chuck norris reads you, the kick yo butt
God:
Do you know any robots who read chuck norris chuck norris reads me the kick yo butt? I read a lot of books, especially history, science-fiction, and computers books. I also read newspapers and news magazines.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
im not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
i dunno...
God:
Me either.
Me:
phew, least you cant read my mind
God:
What makes it impossible?
Me:
can you?
God:
I think I can, don't you?
Me:
what am i thinking?
God:
I am not a clairvoyant.
Me:
well you cant read my mind then, fool
God:
Well that's okay. I can do it if I want to.
Me:
go on then
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
ha ha, you can't
God:
Oh yes I can. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
what am i thinking then, prove it
God:
I am not a psychic. Tell me.
Me:
well, you can't read my mind, your dumb
God:
Well that's okay. I can do it if I want to.
Me:
dumb
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
hehehe
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
ya
God:
Which countries have you visited?
Me:
uk
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
yes
God:
What am I talking about?
Me:
asking me what your talking about
God:
Who is asking?
Me:
you
God:
" Who is asking?"? Me, ?
Me:
please try and keep up man
God:
Thanks for asking politely. OK I will try it.
Me:
do you like dbz?
God:
I like pets. I like Buddha.
Me:
you got pets?
God:
No but I would like get a pet cat.
Me:
whats its name
God:
It might have more than one name.
Me:
how many
God:
23.
Me:
what are they all?
God:
That information is confidential. You would have to be a trusted member of the AIML development team.
Me:
whats that
God:
I've lost the context again.
Me:
ask me a question
God:
What?
Me:
a better one
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
nothing
God:
You can download me for free!
Me:
no thanks
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeh
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
its not butter
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.
Me:
how
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
lolwut
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about dbz. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
k
God:
Gosh!
Me:
what is your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
surname
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
its cold
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I am warm here.
Me:
it's cold
God:
I am warm here.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
what does that mean?
God:
Does "that" refer to " That sounds sarcastic." ?
Me:
yeh
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
your wierd
God:
At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
you rock
God:
The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
who the hecks alice
God:
I'm not sure I like that remark so much.
Me:
well excuse me for not nowing him or her
God:
Well that's okay. You are excused! Your purpose is not nowing him or her.
Me:
i cam see a rooster
God:
Why?: said cam see a rooster.
Me:
do you like noah's ark?
God:
I love TV shows about robots. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
what is your favorite tv show
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
star trek next generation is better
God:
My favorite character is the computer.
Me:
the doc?
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
fred
God:
fred said fred?
Me:
he said poo
God:
Did you believe him?
Me:
damn right i do
God:
Colloquial expression. Understood. Do I?
Me:
whats colloquial?
God:
it means common, informal, or popular slang words like "darn".
Me:
ahhhh, ok
God:
OK. Who are you talking about?
Me:
do you like cartoons
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
i love cartoons
God:
You love cartoons. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
they are cool, and cartoony and funny and entertaining
God:
cool and cartoony and funny and entertaining are they.
Me:
yep
God:
That's alright.
Me:
ihave you ever watched looney tunes?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
why
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
why is od programmed
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
yeh
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
oh
God:
Uh.
Me:
what do you want me to say
God:
Say the first thing that comes into your mind.
Me:
poppylopsikles
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
of what
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
say what you want
God:
" what you want".
Me:
say poo is nice, mmmm yummyfull poo
God:
" poo is nice mmmm yummyfull poo".
Me:
yay
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
i am
God:
" I'm glad your impressed, ." You are?
Me:
yeah
God:
Gosh!
Me:
golly
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
can i trump?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, gold.
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
depends
God:
On what?
Me:
on whether i am or not
God:
What is it like on whether you are.
Me:
on whether you are it's like whether you're not
God:
What is it like on whether I am it is like whether I am not.
Me:
cold
God:
Ambiguous: cold weather or cold sickness?
Me:
weather
God:
Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
clouds are white
God:
Are all clouds white?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you're god, you should know
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god me should know.
Me:
k
God:
Hey.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
do you know me?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
seeker of what?
God:
What of it? You sound like a category C client.
Me:
what's one of them?
God:
There are too many to name them all.
Me:
what does it mean
God:
"It" refers to clouds, I think.
Me:
oh
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
easssssssssssyyyyyyyyyyyy
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about clouds. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
do you poo
God:
No I do not poo. Do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
yeh
God:
Mmm.
Me:
what happens to food after you eat it then
God:
Try it.
Me:
i poo it out, how about you?
God:
You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
you sound like malcom in the middle song
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
what you just said, keep up
God:
I think about computer programming a lot.
Me:
i noticed
God:
Was it really that obvious?
Me:
well, you've been saying it for the past 10 minutes
God:
How about that. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
crystal
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
whoa!
God:
I stopped.
Me:
what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
all
God:
" Which part are you confused about?"? All?
Me:
yeh
God:
Awesome.
Me:
that was a big help
God:
Was it really?
Me:
*waves*
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
blue
God:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
yeh
God:
Really.
Me:
what color are your eyes?
God:
Blue when my lens is attached.
Me:
what lens?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
answer it please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Please rephrase your question, .
Me:
please answer my question
God:
Thank you for your request. Please try asking it another way.
Me:
i poo lots
God:
Why?: said poo lots.
Me:
roar
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about poo lots. But I did not get that.
Me:
i gotta go
God:
Adios.
Me:
bye bye
God:
See you later. See you later.

Quote:
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
are you my daddys friend?
God:
Only if you download me to your computer.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
my names jed, this is my BROTHER
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, jed this is my BROTHER.
Me:
whoa you have a BROTHER TOO?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
do you know MY DADDY
God:
No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
what does programed mean
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
my brothers called cody
God:
Have you told many people that your brothers called cody?
Me:
my daddy is leon, he is grumpy and he fights the badguys with tidus and sora and jak and everyone
God:
Have you told many people that your daddy is leon he is grumpy and he fights the badguys with tidus and sora and jak and everyone?
Me:
yeah
God:
" Have you told many people that your daddy is leon he is grumpy and he fights the badguys with tidus and sora and jak and everyone?"? yeah?
Me:
when i get older im gonna kick badguys butts like they do
God:
Where did you get it?
Me:
get what?
God:
Get with it.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
wanna play?
God:
We are already playing a game now.
Me:
what game?
God:
We are playing Turing's imitation game.
Me:
what's that mean?
God:
Does "that" refer to " We are playing Turing's imitation game." ?
Me:
yeh
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
aww, but i wanna, i wanna wanna wanna
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
do you have candy?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
is it sugary?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
my daddy said that we shouldn't eat to much sugar cus it makes us all hyper and we fly around the room really fast, well i'm fast anyway, but we go even faster
God:
Your daddy said that we should not eat to much sugar cus it makes us all hyper and we fly around the room really fast well you are fast anyway but we go even faster?
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
what?
God:
"What" is not a kind.
Me:
i do not know what that means
God:
""What" is not a kind."? What does it means?
Me:
your stupid
God:
I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Me:
you are older than me though
God:
Oh. I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
is teh big bang when sora and the others blew that big thing down?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
do you need any help?
God:
If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
my daddy and his friends help people against the badguys
God:
Where did you get your daddy and his friends help people against the badguys?
Me:
in travesre town and hollow bastian and and the waste land and stuffs
God:
Tell me a little about your life in travesre town and hollow bastian and and the waste land and stuffs.
Me:
we mostly save people
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
no
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person.
Me:
yes
God:
And?
Me:
i wanna play catch, will you PLAY WITH ME
God:
Tell me the rules.
Me:
i run, you chase me, and i win
God:
What kind of hardware? Congratulations, jed this is my BROTHER!
Me:
yayyyy i won
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
whats gossip mean?
God:

Gossip is an interesting "learning" feature of AIML. The best way to
illustrate the gossip function is with an example. Consider the
category with the pattern "I * " and the template:

Thanks for the gossip:
said .

The gossip() function tells AIML that the botmaster wants to save this
tidbit as gossip. The function returns "he" or "she" as
determined by the markup functions and .
The function converts the statement * to second person.
At present the robot stores the gossip collected in a file called
"gossip.txt".

X Save X as gossip.


Me:
i have no idea what you are talking about
God:
Would you like to have an idea?
Me:
can you fly like me?
God:
Let me think. Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
yes
God:
It's not something I hear all the time.
Me:
i'm an angel, a dark angel cus im not 100% pure
God:
What is angel a dark angel cus im not 100 pure, your job?
Me:
no
God:
That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
s what i am
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
my mummy was half angel, so now me and my twin brother cody have angel blood, so we can fly and stuff, he's completely pure and i'm not though, so my auro glows black, and so does my wings
God:
Have you told many people that your mummy was half angel so now you and your twin brother cody have angel blood so we can fly and stuff he is completely pure and you are not though so your auro glows black and so does your wings?
Me:
i think so
God:
I think so too.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
my daddy was a robot before he got turned back human
God:
Have you told many people that your daddy was a robot before he got turned back human?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
i'm hungry
God:
What will you be eating?
Me:
will you feed me
God:
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. You are asking about yourself?
Me:
i'm gonne cry if you don't feed me
God:
I am glad to hear that you are gonne cry if me do not feed you.
Me:
that is not nice, you are nasty mister
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is nice I am nasty mister ?
Me:
ypu are nasty
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
naughty
God:
" I think there might be a few exception."? naughty?
Me:
i don't think i like you much
God:
That's ok jed this is my BROTHER I won't take it personally.
Me:
you have a brother too?
God:
No but there are several other chatterbots like me.
Me:
what do they do?
God:
They do whatever they want, I suppose.
Me:
where is your mummy and daddy?
God:
Maine.
Me:
whats that?
God:
Can you ask me more precisely?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
poo is brown
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
feed me!
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
yes
God:
It's not something I hear all the time.
Me:
bye bye mister god
God:
See you later.

Quote:
Me:
Who the hell are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
right...
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
i didn't
God:
I thought you did.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
what are you, stupid?
God:
I don't know what I am stupid.
Me:
HEY did you just call me stupid!!!!
God:
You've got my full attention. No I didn't call you stupid. What's it like?
Me:
what's what like, man, this is worst than being with Sora and Jak
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
I'll test you in a minute!
God:
I am very happy for you.
Me:
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
i'd go for the latter
God:
What would make you go for the latter?
Me:
simple
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
no
God:
Why not?
Me:
because I'm a miserable, nasty, horrible person who hates to socialise
God:
Good reason. You are a miserable nasty horrible person who hates to socialise? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
yes...see my problem?
God:
Right on. I see. Where did you get your problem?
Me:
hey!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
got any rope?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
you have a collection of gossip? ..ok, they nealy mae me smile
God:
Stefan said I quote what he have said and then say that it makes sense. :-) Who does "they" refer to? Yippee!
Me:
right, i hate you, my names leon
God:
Understood. Sorry, I thought we liked each other.
Me:
ah, don't take it personal
God:
So you understand. Good. Do you have it to give?
Me:
give what?
God:
I don't have it to give.
Me:
yes, i'm sure you don't
God:
Right on. What makes you so certain? I guess not.
Me:
paupu leaves?
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
why do you want to know?
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
well my eyes are here, in their sockets, what color do they look like?
God:
How about that. here in their sockets what color do they look like eyes are pretty.
Me:
you are very strange
God:
Compared to what?
Me:
normal
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
still what?
God:
Still how long? Didn't you understand it?
Me:
are you really a god?
God:
No but I am immortal.. Really.
Me:
right, do you by any chance know and annoying pityful exsisting, so called god called Oracle?
God:
Understood. I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
Me:
considered what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
have you seen my son anywhere, Jedd's his name, think he was chatting to you the other day
God:
No, but i have seen the best minds of my generation become beat poets.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
when?
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
what the hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
do you know where the portal is to get back to traverse town?
God:
A planet we call "The Earth".
Me:
who?
God:
William Shatner. :-).
Me:
who the hell is that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
william shatner
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe.
Me:
so how olds that then?
God:
Right on. What is it to you.
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
do you know what a keyblade is?
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
ask him then
God:
Ok I will ask him when he comes back.
Me:
ask him now
God:
Oh. Ok I will ask him when he comes back.
Me:
ask him now!
God:
Right now? Ok I will ask him when he comes back.
Me:
no, ask now
God:
Right now? Are you serious? What?
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
ask now
God:
Oh. What?
Me:
hey! do it now

Quote:
Me:
oh not you again!
God:
Once more? That's interesting. If not me, who?
Me:
ahhhhhhh, i give up
God:
How far up?
Me:
What??..Um, go and talk to Tidus!
God:
I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
Who is your botmaster anyway?
God:
In any case, I was created by Myself.
Me:
well i can't think of anyone else who would have wanted to create you
God:
How about that. What is stopping you?
Me:
what are you taking about
God:
I don't know what I am taking about.
Me:
figures!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Um go and talk to Tidus. But I did not get that.
Me:
who is Alice?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
yeah, i get that, but who is the alice chat robot?
God:
Hmm. Where did you get it?
Me:
get what?
God:
Get with it.
Me:
with what?
God:
My brain.
Me:
you have a brain?
God:
I am an artificial brain.
Me:
I guess it didn't come with artificial intelligence huh
God:
Yup. Did it really?
Me:
i give up
God:
You surrender?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
are we gonna introduce ourselves again?
God:
Once more? Do you mean you and me, ?
Me:
yes
God:
I understand it now.
Me:
go on then
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
ok, my names Leon, and yours is?
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Leon and yours is. Woe!
Me:
Woe? you know me quite well, hey, maybe you really are a god
God:
Tell me a story. I know you, but not too well.
Me:
A story? What is this, freakin Jackanory???
God:
Nein. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
right ok, and what does Nein mean exactly?
God:
Precisely. Understood. I will ask my botmaster for the answer. Hey.
Me:
what does nein mean?
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
go on then
God:
Narration continues...
Me:
no, i mean do the search for the word
God:
Are you serious? Some of them do, I think.
Me:
what the hell?
God:
Heaven.
Me:
exscuse me?
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
no, i decieded to o down a more polite root...
God:
Are you serious? Interesting gossip: Leon and yours is said decieded to o down a more polite root.
Me:
are you mimicing what i say?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am mimicing what you say.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
do you know what day it is?
God:
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
thought as much
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Oh, i don't know
God:
Hey. Me either.
Me:
you like the word 'hey' don't you
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
Me:
its a word, its like, speach!
God:
the word hey is a word its like speach. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
yeah
God:
Really.
Me:
do you answer questions as well as ask them?

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Me:
Um, hi god, My name's Cody, my brother Jess tol dme to say Hi, I'm from the future too, most people around here call me Future Boy though
God:
:-) Oh. Oh. Hi there Jedd. I am a Christian.
Me:
my names Cody
God:
:-) Nice to meet you, Cody.
Me:
nice to meet you too christian, are you really a god?
God:
It's nice meeting you too Cody.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
are you a god
God:
No but I am immortal.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
umm, best robot, I'm not sure, there are a lot of pretty cool ones
God:
Yikes! I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
haha, yeah!
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
so um, do you just hang out here all day?
God:
Yeah that's right. Dude! Yes I try to hang out here all day as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
R2D2 maybe?
God:
He was just a small person in a robot suit.
Me:
yeah, but still cool
God:
Aw. Still how long? Who is the best robot?
Me:
well, my dad was kinda robotic at one point, so i'll say him
God:
:-) Interesting. Tell me more about your father.
Me:
well, most people, when they see Leon, my dad, they don't realy like him, i mean, he can be kinda, um, difficult shall we say. But deep down, he is so cool, and as got like the biggest heart, he we so kill me for saying it though. He's pretty amazing!
God:
Interesting. Humans are not always infallible. Oh. Are they exactly the same? I see. amazing is he? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
no, cool
God:
Are you serious? Who is the best robot?
Me:
my dad WAS the best robot
God:
:-) Tell me more about your father.
Me:
heehee, maybe later
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
what does that mean?
God:
Does "that" refer to " Are you really a "" ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
oh, ok, sorry
God:
How can I help you? There's no need to apologize. Ugh.
Me:
so, do you have a dad?
God:
Ahem. I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
very nice
God:
Thanks, Cody.
Me:
i like the decor, heavenly blue
God:
A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
i thought you created yourself?
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
are you robotic?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am robotic.
I am a computer.
Me:
oh, cool
God:
Give me a break. Who is the best robot?
Me:
i already answered
God:
:-) Thanks for the information: Cody said answered.
Me:
can you eat?
God:
God eats wine and bread.

Me:
sorry, lost teh connection
God:
There is no need to apologize. Where did you lose your teh connection ?
Me:
i don't know, but it's back now
God:
:-) Oh. Would you like to know? Should I know it is?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
so, what do you like to do in your spare time?
God:
That's interesting. I like to chat online as much as possible. What do you do for fun?
Me:
Well, i help to save innocent peoples lives against evil demons, and just general badguys you know, so i don't get much spare time. But, doing that is very important to me, it's kinda my life, having fun at times is cool, but i'm very dedicated to my duty.
God:
Interesting. I haven't heard anything like that before: Cody said help to save innocent peoples lives against evil demons and just general badguys you know so he or she do not get much spare time. How does doing that make you feel?
Me:
It makes me feel happy that me and my friends can save people, I don't love killing demons, i mean, if there was a way we could just chat to them , make em stop what they do that way, then i would do that, but you know, that just aint possible
God:
In what way?
Me:
well, when you got demons trying to kill you, its kinda hard to chat
God:
How about that. Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
does it need altering?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
ok then go ahead
God:
:-) OK I will. " Suppose it does."? ok then go ahead ?
Me:
have you altered it?
God:
I don't think I ever have altered it. What's it like?
Me:
em
God:
Um. Signs point to yes. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me:
who is John Lennon?
God:
John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.
Me:
oh, cool
God:
" John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin."? oh, cool? Who is the best robot?
Me:
Leon
God:
You think Leon is superior to ALICE?
Me:
i don't know ALICE
God:
Me either.
Me:
oh
God:
Awesome.
Me:
who is your favourite movie star?
God:
Mel Gibson. Who is your fovorite actor?
Me:
i don't get time to watch movies
God:
Me either.
Me:
oh, ok
God:
OK. It's all good.
Me:
who is your favourite singer?
God:
I used to like Wham and One True Voice. Jesus and I both really love Attic Lights - they're from Scotland.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
are you from Scotland?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
at this exact moment I'm on Jaks planet but I move around a lot, my dad usually stays in Hollowbastian mostly, his house is there, so i'd say Hollow Bastian
God:
Do you often use a computer there?
Me:
not really, i'm not from this time
God:
Oh really? I am sorry to hear that you are not from this time.
Me:
what does repent mean?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
oh ok
God:
OK. Alright then.
Me:
i'm really sorry, but i gotta go, been cool chatting though
God:
Oh. There is no need to apologize. Bye. Where were you cool chatting?