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Purple Carrot
Vegetable
Posts: 125
Registered: Apr 2007 |
 Posted July 15th, 2007 09:46 AM IP   
By now Mr. Carrot can pull himself together rather quickly, as he has had lots of practice. As he climbs out of the salad bowl, he notices Katgoth fishing ("OMFG OMFG I R killed Mr.Squid")
And he then also notices a drop of Mr. Squid's essence drip from his severed head into Katgoth's next cocktail. Katgoth does not notice, and drinks it.
Too bad for Katgoth ("I R FEELZ FUNNY") because Mr. Squid is in possession of ("I R NOT RITE") ancient evil knowledge of how to ("I R FEELING NOT LIKE ME") take over another's body. Katgoth completely transforms into a new, healthy and rather dashing squid, with CGI special effects and cool FTTTTTT sounds.
"I feel like a new man, er, squid!" proclaims Mr. Squid.
All that is left of Katgoth is his unpaid bill.
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DRAGON SLAYER
a cat
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Posted July 28th, 2007 12:03 AM IP
i saw purple carrot walking down the ally and....... i kidnaped her and drove to a forest and straped her to a tree and used here to set a fire !!!! later it spead and later she was found dead burned and half eaten
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Mr.Squid
Keeper of all Things Sane
Posts: 169
Registered: Jul 2007 |
Posted July 28th, 2007 10:21 PM IP
Carrot gets insulted and beats you over the head with her remains. Yes, this is physically impossible. So sue me = P
Mr.Squid
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
—Abdul Alhazred, The Necronomicon
When A Cat Is Dropped, It Always Lands On Its Feet, And When Toast Is Dropped, It Always Lands Buttered Side Down.
Therefore, If A Slice Of Toast Is Strapped To A Cat's Back, Buttered Side Up, And The Animal Is Then Dropped, The Two Opposing Forces Will Cause It To Hover, Spinning Inches Above The Ground.
If Enough Toast-Laden Felines Were Used, They Could Form The Basis Of A High-Speed Monorail System.
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Kitten
Poetry Cat Of DOOOM!!!
Posts: 264
Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted July 29th, 2007 08:59 PM IP
I create a replica of jaws and send it to where mr.squid is oblliviously fishing...
I r Kitten, I r universe control
I r also a turd muffin
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Purple Carrot
Vegetable
Posts: 125
Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted July 30th, 2007 09:56 PM IP
Carrot, who is constantly walking around naked, wonders why everybody is suddenly calling her "she". Are they BLIND? A big long pointy vegetable? Anyway, he/she/it sits on the beach, chatting with other naked vegetables and points and laughs as the shark is still hungry when it returns, and eats Kitten even faster than Mr. Squid, and he was swallowed whole.
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Kitten
Poetry Cat Of DOOOM!!!
Posts: 264
Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted July 31st, 2007 08:34 AM IP
Like pinnochio inside the whale, I start a fire to less than average results. The fire catches the gas chamber of my robo-shark and explodes, using mr.squid as a shied I escape the fire. Using his remains as a distraction for the barracudas, I swim to shore, pull out a meat clever and with great accuracy, embed it into Purple Carrot's stem. Muttering under my breath "why'd that stupid vegetable not help me?"
( no offense PC, I still love you)
I r Kitten, I r universe control
I r also a turd muffin
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Katgoth
Catnip Addict
Posts: 200
Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted July 31st, 2007 01:58 PM IP
As Kitten sits on the sand and slowlly recoverz hiz breath, Purple Carrot getz da cleaver out of hiz/herz/whateva stem. By now Purple Carrot haz been killed and digested so many times that he/she/whateva haz reached a new plain of existence and cant be killed and iz furiouslly mad that Kitteh would cleave him in such nasty manor, so he returns da favor and summons a pack of rabid rotweilerz which tear the little white fuzzy Kitten to bits.
I believes in teh cealing cat coz I livez in teh basement
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Kitten
Poetry Cat Of DOOOM!!!
Posts: 264
Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted July 31st, 2007 04:30 PM IP
While firing his gun, katgoth happened to hit a rock. rebounding the bullet into his eye
I r Kitten, I r universe control
I r also a turd muffin
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Purple Carrot
Vegetable
Posts: 125
Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted July 31st, 2007 07:57 PM IP
Fortunately, however the eye was not Katgoth's, but it was the eye of a potato he was carrying. The potato had many more eyes left, so was not so bad off, and in fact became very famous for performing miracles, because it was now "holey". Ok ok sorry sorry sorry.
Anyway, Kitten found some bandaids and taped himself back together. Purple gave advice (feeling bad for laughing so much last time) on how to pull ones self together, and Kitten was now ok. And then slipped on some potato guts and fell off a cliff into a burning knife factory on the side of an exploding volcano.
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DRAGON SLAYER
a cat
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Posted August 1st, 2007 02:54 AM IP
after the carrot beat me i got behide her and followed her home and in the night SHE DIED BECUASE SHE WAS BLEEDING TO DEAD WALKING ALL THE WAY HOME
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Mr.Squid
Keeper of all Things Sane
Posts: 169
Registered: Jul 2007 |
Posted August 1st, 2007 02:56 AM IP
Dies of old age.
BURN!!! NOTHING CAN TOP THAT!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Mr.Squid
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
—Abdul Alhazred, The Necronomicon
When A Cat Is Dropped, It Always Lands On Its Feet, And When Toast Is Dropped, It Always Lands Buttered Side Down.
Therefore, If A Slice Of Toast Is Strapped To A Cat's Back, Buttered Side Up, And The Animal Is Then Dropped, The Two Opposing Forces Will Cause It To Hover, Spinning Inches Above The Ground.
If Enough Toast-Laden Felines Were Used, They Could Form The Basis Of A High-Speed Monorail System.
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Kitten
Poetry Cat Of DOOOM!!!
Posts: 264
Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted August 1st, 2007 06:53 PM IP
Whilst playing a MMORPG (Massive Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game) Kitten joined and beat him to death with his own lifebar
I r Kitten, I r universe control
I r also a turd muffin
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DRAGON SLAYER
a cat
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Posted August 2nd, 2007 01:57 AM IP
......i am not in ccc any more
or join fn or an other clan better than this peise of junk
clani am not in ccc because i spam now i hate ccc and i like fn bedon will make a clan agains ccc it will be caled chjust
becase i spam sometime u got to kick me from privit ccc forum witch mean i am not in ccc
i am leaving ccc hmm u all are just mean bitches
SORRY ABOUT HAT ITS JUST THAT WHY CANT I GO TO CCC FOURM
(Edited by Mr.Squid)
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Mr.Squid
Keeper of all Things Sane
Posts: 169
Registered: Jul 2007 |
Posted August 2nd, 2007 02:16 PM IP
Dragon Slayer. I have several things to say to you.
1- You are acting like a baby. Instead of spamming up a random post so that you can vent your self, why don’t you PM one of the moderators (me, kitten, I think Katgoth, and a few others) or post in the rules and announcements forum.
2- Think about what you’re going to say before you post it. This was probably a simple error that could be quickly fixed, had you been polite and respectful. Instead you insulted the entire forum, by calling it a piece of junk, and calling us "Mean Bitches"
3- Im am going to contact kitten and several others about your position here. That means you will likely get banned. Now the only way to save yourself, is to stop spamming and start being a constructive member of these forums.
Oh, and for the record, I deleted your spam. Don't do it again.
Dragon Slayer was slayd when I hit him with the mod hammer.
Mr.Squid
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
—Abdul Alhazred, The Necronomicon
When A Cat Is Dropped, It Always Lands On Its Feet, And When Toast Is Dropped, It Always Lands Buttered Side Down.
Therefore, If A Slice Of Toast Is Strapped To A Cat's Back, Buttered Side Up, And The Animal Is Then Dropped, The Two Opposing Forces Will Cause It To Hover, Spinning Inches Above The Ground.
If Enough Toast-Laden Felines Were Used, They Could Form The Basis Of A High-Speed Monorail System.
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DRAGON SLAYER
a cat
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Posted August 3rd, 2007 12:24 AM IP
i hate u i hate u allllll u cant do this to me all of u die !!!!!! I HATE U DIE !!!! KITTEN DIE"
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Mr.Squid
Keeper of all Things Sane
Posts: 169
Registered: Jul 2007 |
Posted August 3rd, 2007 12:27 AM IP
Quote:
Mr.Squid wrote:
Dragon Slayer. I have several things to say to you.
1- You are acting like a baby. Instead of spamming up a random post so that you can vent your self, why don’t you PM one of the moderators (me, kitten, I think Katgoth, and a few others) or post in the rules and announcements forum.
2- Think about what you’re going to say before you post it. This was probably a simple error that could be quickly fixed, had you been polite and respectful. Instead you insulted the entire forum, by calling it a piece of junk, and calling us "Mean Bitches"
3- Im am going to contact kitten and several others about your position here. That means you will likely get banned. Now the only way to save yourself, is to stop spamming and start being a constructive member of these forums.
Oh, and for the record, I deleted your spam. Don't do it again.
Dragon Slayer was slayd when I hit him with the mod hammer.
Mr.Squid
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You didn't even read this, did you? Im sorely tempted to ban your ass right now.
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
—Abdul Alhazred, The Necronomicon
When A Cat Is Dropped, It Always Lands On Its Feet, And When Toast Is Dropped, It Always Lands Buttered Side Down.
Therefore, If A Slice Of Toast Is Strapped To A Cat's Back, Buttered Side Up, And The Animal Is Then Dropped, The Two Opposing Forces Will Cause It To Hover, Spinning Inches Above The Ground.
If Enough Toast-Laden Felines Were Used, They Could Form The Basis Of A High-Speed Monorail System.
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Purple Carrot
Vegetable
Posts: 125
Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted August 25th, 2007 05:33 PM IP
The games are stuck! I wonder why.... I will try to "unstuck" them...
Mr. Squid takes an unpleasant job...
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Mr.Squid
Keeper of all Things Sane
Posts: 169
Registered: Jul 2007 |
Posted August 25th, 2007 05:48 PM IP
I got myself replaced...
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
—Abdul Alhazred, The Necronomicon
When A Cat Is Dropped, It Always Lands On Its Feet, And When Toast Is Dropped, It Always Lands Buttered Side Down.
Therefore, If A Slice Of Toast Is Strapped To A Cat's Back, Buttered Side Up, And The Animal Is Then Dropped, The Two Opposing Forces Will Cause It To Hover, Spinning Inches Above The Ground.
If Enough Toast-Laden Felines Were Used, They Could Form The Basis Of A High-Speed Monorail System.
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4m
Fool
Posts: 35
Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted August 28th, 2007 02:48 AM IP
hmmm.... a squid-carrot-hybrid.... sounds like a job for a mad scientist!
---- http://g.ho.st ----
Turd Muffin™ Amoebios
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Kitten
Poetry Cat Of DOOOM!!!
Posts: 264
Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted August 28th, 2007 08:36 AM IP
I run you all ovr in the Batmobile!
I r Kitten, I r universe control
I r also a turd muffin
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Purple Carrot
Vegetable
Posts: 125
Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted August 28th, 2007 07:54 PM IP
While preparing a new carrot field, Purple dumps all the stone and junk found in the field in a pile, which happens to be right in front of the bat cave, blocking it completely, and all the bats and bat mobiles are sealed underground for eternity (as in dead and buried). Then he sits on the back porch and has a beer, unaware of the destruction he has caused.
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Katgoth
Catnip Addict
Posts: 200
Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted September 3rd, 2007 05:16 AM IP
Purple does not realise that what he`z drinking iz in fact not a cold beer but a rather poisonous acid like thingie which burns a hole in his carroty purple body. The last and only thing that P.carrot can say before dropping to the porch floor iz "OH CWAP, I IZ KILLEDED MYSELF"
I believes in teh cealing cat coz I livez in teh basement
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Purple Carrot
Vegetable
Posts: 125
Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted September 3rd, 2007 10:25 PM IP
Purple turns into a pool of goo.
Katgoth walks by and smells somthing funny.
"UUUUGGGGHHH! I IZ SMELLING BAD ROTTEN CARROT SMELZ!" he says. He manages to stop a passing fire truck and asks them to hose down the smelly goo. They are on the way to put out a house that is on fire. But they stop anyway, and do exactly as Katgoth asks (I don't know why, something about his handsome good looks). Anyway, the smelly goo is hosed away into the garden. BUT THIS IS PURPLE'S NATURAL HABITAT! The healthy soil of the garden manages to allow him to regenerate once again (yes, AGAIN). And in the meantime, the fire chief comes by, sees his crew hosing off a porch instead of putting out the fire, and yells very loudly at his crew. "THEY WUZ HELPING ME!" explains Katgoth. The firemen are so mad (because now they have just been fired) that they throw Katgoth into the burning house that they failed to put out. (This gets them into even more trouble, but they are no longer part of the story)
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Kitten
Poetry Cat Of DOOOM!!!
Posts: 264
Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted September 4th, 2007 06:05 PM IP
Oh, that wasscaly wabbit strikes again and quickly devours carrot as kitten hides in a well stocked, barricaded bunker until he sees an oppurtune moment.
I r Kitten, I r universe control
I r also a turd muffin
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Purple Carrot
Vegetable
Posts: 125
Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted September 4th, 2007 10:41 PM IP
which unfortunately did not come right away, and an earthquake caused kitten's bunker to fall in a crack into a magma chamber deep within the earth.
Except for that, it was a MOST EXCELLENT PLAN!
(Purple is now bunny poop. YUK!)
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Kitten
Poetry Cat Of DOOOM!!!
Posts: 264
Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted September 5th, 2007 08:44 AM IP
Sympathetic for his friend carrots state, kitten tapes him together with post-it notes. Unfortunatly, carrot now lives the life of a cripple.
Mr.Squid meetes a Mrs.Squid, the fall in love and have 6 beautiful children, Which happens to put dent in their relation ship. He is now drinking away the divorce in some run down bar
4m ran out of battery power
katgoth got stamped by a yak
And Kitten lived happily ever after 
I r Kitten, I r universe control
I r also a turd muffin
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Purple Carrot
Vegetable
Posts: 125
Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted September 5th, 2007 08:11 PM IP
"Thanks, Kitten!" says Purple as he peels off one of the post-it notes to see if he has healed any. Unfortunately he drops it and .... nothing happens. No! That can't be right! Kitten is still alive! Purple is still alive. Mr. Squid is drunk, but still alive. 4m is low on power but still alive. Katgoth, well, flat, but still alive. Kitten is living happily ever after. WHAT IS WRONG HERE? hmmmmmmmm
So Purple joins Mr. Squid at the scuzzy bar and they get drunk together.
"*Urp* ARE YA DEADED YET PURPLE" says Mr. Squid.
"*HIC* NOPE!. UM AT LEAST DON'T THING SOOOO" replies Purple. "DIDNNNT KNOOOW SQUID GIN WAZ SO GOODDD!"
"OHHH YEAHHH! SURE IS THE BESTEST!" proclaims Mr. Squid
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Kitten
Poetry Cat Of DOOOM!!!
Posts: 264
Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted September 5th, 2007 11:42 PM IP
two words....
alcohol poisoning
I r Kitten, I r universe control
I r also a turd muffin
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Purple Carrot
Vegetable
Posts: 125
Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted September 6th, 2007 10:49 PM IP
"WHAZ DAT, PURPLE? A CAT? WHAZ HE SAYIN?"
"*BURP* UHHH, SOMETHIN ABOUT THE EVILS OF LIKKER!"
*WHOMP*
"HEY PURP! DID HE JEST GIT RUNDED OVER BY THAT THERE BUS?"
"UM, HOLD ON SQUIDWARD, LEMME SEE... HEE HEE HEE! SQUIDWARD! I KILL ME! OKAY. LESSEE... DA GROUND IS ALL RED STAINDED! HE LOOKS ALL FLAT LIKE A KARTOON! YEP HE'S RUNDED OVER!"
"AWW! POOR KITTY!"
"WAT ABOUTZ ME _ I BIN FLAT A LONG TIME NOW" yells Katgoth
"AWW! POORERER KATGOTH"
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Kitten
Poetry Cat Of DOOOM!!!
Posts: 264
Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted September 7th, 2007 09:07 AM IP
Whilst standing in the middle of the road staring at the bodies, the totally unexpected happens
VROOOOOOOOOOOOM!
a truck goes by and misses them all,
"PHEW" carrot says,
"hic" is all mr.squid can muster as he sees a spaceship hurtling towards carrot's position.
the rest is a gory deathy scene
I r Kitten, I r universe control
I r also a turd muffin
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