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Mr.Squid Keeper of all Things Sane  Posts: 169 Registered: Jul 2007 |
Posted August 4th, 2007 02:42 AM IP  Here's the way it goes:
1. I will post a picture
2. The next person must then post another picture that beats or destroys the previous picture.
3. Repeat step 2 on to infinity.
A few quick rules.
1. You can't blow up the world...without a suitable device.
2. You may not invoke the power of God. That just leads to problems when people try to destroy God.
3. If you post, post a picture with your comment. Try to avoid posts of just commentary.
4. No generic guns unless you come up with a gun that trumps the first one.
We'll start with this.

Now find a way to destroy it.
Go wild. That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
—Abdul Alhazred, The Necronomicon
When A Cat Is Dropped, It Always Lands On Its Feet, And When Toast Is Dropped, It Always Lands Buttered Side Down.
Therefore, If A Slice Of Toast Is Strapped To A Cat's Back, Buttered Side Up, And The Animal Is Then Dropped, The Two Opposing Forces Will Cause It To Hover, Spinning Inches Above The Ground.
If Enough Toast-Laden Felines Were Used, They Could Form The Basis Of A High-Speed Monorail System.
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Purple Carrot Vegetable  Posts: 125 Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted August 4th, 2007 08:24 AM IP  Purple Carrot walks in and he just can't resist the obvious...
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Kitten Poetry Cat Of DOOOM!!!  Posts: 264 Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted August 4th, 2007 09:03 AM IP  If rock can beat scissors...
 I r Kitten, I r universe control
I r also a turd muffin
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Mr.Squid Keeper of all Things Sane  Posts: 169 Registered: Jul 2007 |
Posted August 4th, 2007 12:28 PM IP 

Paper covers rock. That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
—Abdul Alhazred, The Necronomicon
When A Cat Is Dropped, It Always Lands On Its Feet, And When Toast Is Dropped, It Always Lands Buttered Side Down.
Therefore, If A Slice Of Toast Is Strapped To A Cat's Back, Buttered Side Up, And The Animal Is Then Dropped, The Two Opposing Forces Will Cause It To Hover, Spinning Inches Above The Ground.
If Enough Toast-Laden Felines Were Used, They Could Form The Basis Of A High-Speed Monorail System.
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Kitten Poetry Cat Of DOOOM!!!  Posts: 264 Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted August 5th, 2007 11:02 AM IP  I could'vejust done the cheesy scissors, but I decided to go...5 better...
 I r Kitten, I r universe control
I r also a turd muffin
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Purple Carrot Vegetable  Posts: 125 Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted August 5th, 2007 05:08 PM IP  A few drops of water should do the job nicely...
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Mr.Squid Keeper of all Things Sane  Posts: 169 Registered: Jul 2007 |
Posted August 5th, 2007 07:06 PM IP  Who needs to destroy it when you can concer it?
 That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
—Abdul Alhazred, The Necronomicon
When A Cat Is Dropped, It Always Lands On Its Feet, And When Toast Is Dropped, It Always Lands Buttered Side Down.
Therefore, If A Slice Of Toast Is Strapped To A Cat's Back, Buttered Side Up, And The Animal Is Then Dropped, The Two Opposing Forces Will Cause It To Hover, Spinning Inches Above The Ground.
If Enough Toast-Laden Felines Were Used, They Could Form The Basis Of A High-Speed Monorail System.
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Purple Carrot Vegetable  Posts: 125 Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted August 5th, 2007 11:13 PM IP  Your plans went horribly wrong...
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Kitten Poetry Cat Of DOOOM!!!  Posts: 264 Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted August 6th, 2007 10:55 PM IP 

Zombies fix everything I r Kitten, I r universe control
I r also a turd muffin
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Mr.Squid Keeper of all Things Sane  Posts: 169 Registered: Jul 2007 |
Posted August 6th, 2007 11:52 PM IP  Chainsaw > Zombies
 That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
—Abdul Alhazred, The Necronomicon
When A Cat Is Dropped, It Always Lands On Its Feet, And When Toast Is Dropped, It Always Lands Buttered Side Down.
Therefore, If A Slice Of Toast Is Strapped To A Cat's Back, Buttered Side Up, And The Animal Is Then Dropped, The Two Opposing Forces Will Cause It To Hover, Spinning Inches Above The Ground.
If Enough Toast-Laden Felines Were Used, They Could Form The Basis Of A High-Speed Monorail System.
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Katgoth Catnip Addict  Posts: 200 Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted August 7th, 2007 03:28 AM IP 

I believes in teh cealing cat coz I livez in teh basement
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Mr.Squid Keeper of all Things Sane  Posts: 169 Registered: Jul 2007 |
Posted August 7th, 2007 03:29 AM IP 

Pwnd That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
—Abdul Alhazred, The Necronomicon
When A Cat Is Dropped, It Always Lands On Its Feet, And When Toast Is Dropped, It Always Lands Buttered Side Down.
Therefore, If A Slice Of Toast Is Strapped To A Cat's Back, Buttered Side Up, And The Animal Is Then Dropped, The Two Opposing Forces Will Cause It To Hover, Spinning Inches Above The Ground.
If Enough Toast-Laden Felines Were Used, They Could Form The Basis Of A High-Speed Monorail System.
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Katgoth Catnip Addict  Posts: 200 Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted August 7th, 2007 04:15 AM IP 

 I believes in teh cealing cat coz I livez in teh basement
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Kitten Poetry Cat Of DOOOM!!!  Posts: 264 Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted August 7th, 2007 11:24 AM IP 

I r Kitten, I r universe control
I r also a turd muffin
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fish freind a cat Posts: Registered: |
Posted August 7th, 2007 01:47 PM IP  THIS FIXES ALL
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Mr.Squid Keeper of all Things Sane  Posts: 169 Registered: Jul 2007 |
Posted August 7th, 2007 01:51 PM IP 

NO NUKES!!! That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
—Abdul Alhazred, The Necronomicon
When A Cat Is Dropped, It Always Lands On Its Feet, And When Toast Is Dropped, It Always Lands Buttered Side Down.
Therefore, If A Slice Of Toast Is Strapped To A Cat's Back, Buttered Side Up, And The Animal Is Then Dropped, The Two Opposing Forces Will Cause It To Hover, Spinning Inches Above The Ground.
If Enough Toast-Laden Felines Were Used, They Could Form The Basis Of A High-Speed Monorail System.
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Mr.Squid Keeper of all Things Sane  Posts: 169 Registered: Jul 2007 |
Posted August 8th, 2007 01:59 PM IP  okeydoky, I deleted all of FF's spam. Katgoth, I also deleyed your post, I think it was slightly to gory for some members, and it could have brought up some religios issues. Hope you don't mind.
Mr..Squid That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
—Abdul Alhazred, The Necronomicon
When A Cat Is Dropped, It Always Lands On Its Feet, And When Toast Is Dropped, It Always Lands Buttered Side Down.
Therefore, If A Slice Of Toast Is Strapped To A Cat's Back, Buttered Side Up, And The Animal Is Then Dropped, The Two Opposing Forces Will Cause It To Hover, Spinning Inches Above The Ground.
If Enough Toast-Laden Felines Were Used, They Could Form The Basis Of A High-Speed Monorail System.
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Kitten Poetry Cat Of DOOOM!!!  Posts: 264 Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted August 8th, 2007 02:12 PM IP 
 I r Kitten, I r universe control
I r also a turd muffin
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Mr.Squid Keeper of all Things Sane  Posts: 169 Registered: Jul 2007 |
Posted August 8th, 2007 02:15 PM IP  A red X you say.... well that can only be counterd.... BY A BLACK X!!!
 That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
—Abdul Alhazred, The Necronomicon
When A Cat Is Dropped, It Always Lands On Its Feet, And When Toast Is Dropped, It Always Lands Buttered Side Down.
Therefore, If A Slice Of Toast Is Strapped To A Cat's Back, Buttered Side Up, And The Animal Is Then Dropped, The Two Opposing Forces Will Cause It To Hover, Spinning Inches Above The Ground.
If Enough Toast-Laden Felines Were Used, They Could Form The Basis Of A High-Speed Monorail System.
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Kitten Poetry Cat Of DOOOM!!!  Posts: 264 Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted August 8th, 2007 03:26 PM IP 

Three X's are better! I r Kitten, I r universe control
I r also a turd muffin
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4m Fool  Posts: 35 Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted August 8th, 2007 05:24 PM IP  OOO
---- http://g.ho.st ----
Turd Muffin™ Amoebios
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fish freind a cat Posts: Registered: |
Posted August 8th, 2007 06:05 PM IP  WHAT HAPPENED U GUYS BANNED ME AND REMOVE MY ACOUNT WHY !!!!!!!!!! U KNOW CCC CLAN IS EVIL DS WAS RIGHT
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Mr.Squid Keeper of all Things Sane  Posts: 169 Registered: Jul 2007 |
Posted August 8th, 2007 07:34 PM IP  Get. Out. Now. That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
—Abdul Alhazred, The Necronomicon
When A Cat Is Dropped, It Always Lands On Its Feet, And When Toast Is Dropped, It Always Lands Buttered Side Down.
Therefore, If A Slice Of Toast Is Strapped To A Cat's Back, Buttered Side Up, And The Animal Is Then Dropped, The Two Opposing Forces Will Cause It To Hover, Spinning Inches Above The Ground.
If Enough Toast-Laden Felines Were Used, They Could Form The Basis Of A High-Speed Monorail System.
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LOL MAN a cat Posts: Registered: |
Posted August 8th, 2007 07:48 PM IP  WHY WHAT DID I DO WRONG TO GET THIS I THOUGHT U GUYS WERE MY FREINDS
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Mr.Squid Keeper of all Things Sane  Posts: 169 Registered: Jul 2007 |
Posted August 8th, 2007 10:21 PM IP  2 things. 1, most of the board has agreedd that you are indeed the original dragon slayer. If your not prove us wrong. You may re-create you acount and post one topic in the questions and suggestions board. Not some random thread, the questions and suggestion board. This is the only way possible you can stay. Do anything else, and your gone.
Mr.Squid That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
—Abdul Alhazred, The Necronomicon
When A Cat Is Dropped, It Always Lands On Its Feet, And When Toast Is Dropped, It Always Lands Buttered Side Down.
Therefore, If A Slice Of Toast Is Strapped To A Cat's Back, Buttered Side Up, And The Animal Is Then Dropped, The Two Opposing Forces Will Cause It To Hover, Spinning Inches Above The Ground.
If Enough Toast-Laden Felines Were Used, They Could Form The Basis Of A High-Speed Monorail System.
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Purple Carrot Vegetable  Posts: 125 Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted August 9th, 2007 08:31 PM IP  ( Okay, as a reminder, the most recent war post is 4m's OOO )
I fill your OOOs with loads of caulking. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Kitten Poetry Cat Of DOOOM!!!  Posts: 264 Registered: Apr 2007 |
Posted August 9th, 2007 10:56 PM IP 

This oughta clear those holes... I r Kitten, I r universe control
I r also a turd muffin
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U THINK I AM DRAGON a cat Posts: Registered: |
Posted August 10th, 2007 12:51 AM IP  LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR U THINK I AM DRAGON SLAYER THINK ABOUT IT WHY WOULD I WANT TO JOIN CCC AFTER BEING BANNED FROM ITAND ANY WAYS I SAID THAT COULDED BE DS HE NICE AND WOULD NOT CALL HIS CLAN THOSE NAMES
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Mr.Squid Keeper of all Things Sane  Posts: 169 Registered: Jul 2007 |
Posted August 10th, 2007 12:58 AM IP 
Quote: Mr.Squid wrote:
2 things. 1, most of the board has agreedd that you are indeed the original dragon slayer. If your not prove us wrong. You may re-create you acount and post one topic in the questions and suggestions board. Not some random thread, the questions and suggestion board. This is the only way possible you can stay. Do anything else, and your gone.
Mr.Squid
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Follow these rules and we will consider keeping you. Mind, you have already broken a fourm rule by excesevly spamming. Now find a way to prove or convince us that you are not DS.
Mr.Squid That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
—Abdul Alhazred, The Necronomicon
When A Cat Is Dropped, It Always Lands On Its Feet, And When Toast Is Dropped, It Always Lands Buttered Side Down.
Therefore, If A Slice Of Toast Is Strapped To A Cat's Back, Buttered Side Up, And The Animal Is Then Dropped, The Two Opposing Forces Will Cause It To Hover, Spinning Inches Above The Ground.
If Enough Toast-Laden Felines Were Used, They Could Form The Basis Of A High-Speed Monorail System.
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Mr.Squid Keeper of all Things Sane  Posts: 169 Registered: Jul 2007 |
Posted August 10th, 2007 01:00 AM IP  Oh, and change your sig. Now.

I pulled the plug.
Mr.Squid That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.
—Abdul Alhazred, The Necronomicon
When A Cat Is Dropped, It Always Lands On Its Feet, And When Toast Is Dropped, It Always Lands Buttered Side Down.
Therefore, If A Slice Of Toast Is Strapped To A Cat's Back, Buttered Side Up, And The Animal Is Then Dropped, The Two Opposing Forces Will Cause It To Hover, Spinning Inches Above The Ground.
If Enough Toast-Laden Felines Were Used, They Could Form The Basis Of A High-Speed Monorail System.
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