haha, I'm being a jackass.. but I was looking through my old PC files when I was home on a much needed vacay from the military, and I ran across this eFed magazine I tried to do back then called The Squared Circle with SPW, IW, and KAWF, but I had to cancel it due to me taking over the reigns of IW.
Anyway read for yourself
The Squared Circle
"Coming Around The Mountain, Once Again"
Table of Contents
Featured Federations: IW, KAWF, and SPW
Fan's Responses
Weekly Results
Rumor Bin
Bravo Zulu's
Dream Match
Weekly Awards & Champions
This Issue's Featured Wrestler : Josh Newell
Advertisements
Wrestler Rankings
1. Featured Federations:
KAWF - Kick Ass Wrestling Federation. A name which used to be known world wide, but now only taking place in the Southern United States. The federation's main headquarters is in Monroe, Louisiana, but the KAWF does travel through Texas, Arkansas, Mississippi, Georgia, Florida, The Carolinas, Alabama, and anywhere else in the United States the people have heard of crawfish. The federation was owned, and operated many years ago by Mike "The always right" Johnson, but he was forced to close the doors of the company when he became ill, and all the people he trusted turned there back on him, allowing the company to be called SAWF ]Suck Ass Wrestling Federation] for months before he couldn't take it anymore. A man who was nothing more than a booker for the KAWF in it's glory days, went to Mike Johnson, and asked him if he could bring the company back to the wrestling scene in late June of 2006. Mike agreed under certain conditions, and Mike Pace was allowed to return with the history of the KAWF behind him, along with his plans for the future. The budget has changed, and there isn't a television deal like the old days, but the in ring action is as good as it ever was. This is the place to go for the best mix of old timey wrestling, and the new breed of wrestling. We have women, men, and tag teams. Soon my friend, if given the chance we will have you to.
KAWF Roster
Daddy
The Red Hood
"The White Hope" Mikey McKay
"The Extreme" Johnny Pain
"The Phoenix" Adam Lazarus
"Brooklyn's Finest" Kai A. Lewis
Johnny Spades
Foodstamp
"Sadistic Insanity" Damian Payne
"The Scourge of Vegas" Vincent Case
"Perfect Creation" Kyle Sommers
Frankie Cash
"Black Falcon" Carson Ray
Juan "Greencard" Rodriguez
Nightstalker
"The Enigma" Michael Keathley
Mark "The Beast" McKenna
"The Perfect One" Leon Corella
Jarrod Storm
Nikki Glass
Josie Saito
"Barbwire Bitch" Veronica Ludart
Roland Dean
Xavier Orion
Corey Hart
Brady "Boltz" Lowell
Mike Foyer
Ricky J
JRG
Tony Touch
Ben Tuckwell
Pavel Stepanovich
Fedor Levlich
Todd Van Rooyen
Tizzy T
"White Gangsta" Eddie James
"Show Stoppin" David Irvine
Cyn Bailus
Total: 38
IW - Immortal Wrestling is a regional wrestling promotion based out of the legendary Blue Horizon Boxing Club in Philadelphia. Our main goal is to maintain a hard edged approach to professional wrestling while trying to expand our influence into other areas of the United States. The IW product is displayed three times a month on different affiliate networks up in the northeast via our live to tape broadcast "Most Wanted." Along with that we present 8 pay per view broadcasts a year to further push the IW product. The entire IW staff works hard to provide quality entertainment through a wide variety of wrestling styles, to make sure that you get the most out of your wrestling dollar.
IW Roster
Robert Walker
"The God of Wrestling" Outlaw
"The Human Horror Film" Matt Chambers
"Born Champion" Eddie Christian
"Quintessential" Marc Crimson
Ryan Chase
"The Brash" Anthony Kutler
The Fifth Horseman
Dane Mitchell
"Sanguine" Sammy Knight
Jeff Slade
Cyn Bailus
Ben Riley
Total: 13
SPW - Shootfire Pro Wrestling is a mainstream cutting edge wrestling federation.
Our business focus is on providing quality sports entertainment with excellent matches while
continuously growing our brand and worldwide base. We put out quarterly pay per views and a bi-weekly broadcast entitled "SPW Conquest" The evolution of status as one of the top wrestling promotions in the world has supported greater international expansion and provides significant opportunity for the development of new exclusive talent and increased ability to bring in the superstars of today.
SPW Roster
Larry Gionet
Adam Lazarus
Andrew Davis
AsH
Adam Cage
Jeff Keenan
Steve Greedy
Deadpool Ian Christoph
Despair
Art Blake
Sammy Knight
Syko
The Mercenary
Dave Pietka
Jake Evans
Todd Bishop
Spikyjim
Van Wild
Scott Starring
Damian Payne
Bullet
Fabian Cruz
Dante Madison
Bad Dogg Haggerty
Denny Langham
Anthony O'Malley
Marcus O'Malley
Marissa Monet
Tiffany Lane
Poet Wright
Kari Stevens
Kieran Rae
Tara Silver
Mariko Shimada
Devin DeMasters
VVV
Sabbath
LezKanic
Roddy Taylor
Ben Tuckwell
Bad Eye McBaine
Dahlia Lincoln
Tara Smith
Katie Smith
The Biz
Total: 45
2. Fan's Response
Q: Why the fuck wasn't "The Brash" Anthony Kutler rated in last week's issue?
A: Because Anthony Kutler didn't have a match in his respective federation; rankings are done by performances for that week.
Q: That interview with Nathan Galloway was really good.
A: Thanks.
Q: How the hell did Dane Mitchell get ranked?
A: Because Dane Mitchell had a match in his respective federation.
Q: I liked the magazine a lot. It gives you a good feel of the company's. It's also something rarely done in this hobby, especially on a consistent basis.
A: Thanks, we're always looking forward to doing something that helps makes this more fun and entertaining for others.
3. Weekly Results
KAWF - Saturday Night Fever
Mike Foyer defeated Juan Rodriguez via pinfall.
Nikki Glass defeated Josie Saito via pinfall.
Adam Lazarus and Xavier Orion fought to a no contest
Johnny Spades defeated 19 other men in an over the top rope battle royal.
Vincent Case defeated Carson Ray via pinfall to retain the Promotional title.
IW - Most Wanted
Ryan Chase defeated Dane Mitchell via pinfall to become number 1 contender for the Pure Wrestling Championship.
"Sanguine" Sammy Knight defeated Cyn Bailus via pinfall.
"The Brash" Anthony Kutler and Marc Crimson defeated "The God of Wrestling" Outlaw and "The Human Horror Film" Matt Chambers via pinfall on Matt Chambers.
SPW - Conquest
The Mercenary defeated "Sanguine" Sammy Knight via pinfall.
Larry Gionet defeated Cash Banks via pinfall.
The Devil's Own defeated The Beauty Boys via pinfall.
Dave Pietka defeated Alex Branford, Todd Bishop, and Dante Madison
Despair defeated AsH via pinfall.
Sabbath defeated Syko via pinfall.
Tara Silver defeated SPW's Women Champion Marissa Monet via DQ.
SPW's World Champion Larry Gionet and Steve Greedy both pinned each other in the World Championship match
4. Rumor Bin
-Rumor around the KAWF locker room is that KAWF is expecting three new fly-ins. No one has heard any names in specific, but rumors are that one is a multi-time legendary world champion, the other is a gangsta out of Compton, and one is homeless.
-A lot of wrestlers from other promotions have shown interest in AJ Black's Wrestlebowl tournament in January of 2007.
-In a non-wrestling related news, I've heard that there is an homosexual Manning. Maybe the young QB likes GIANT penises?
-Sources have said that former professional wrestler Jason Klemits was seen cleaning the toilets at a local K-Mart in Valdosta, Georgia.
-KAWF is giving away free ham and turkey for the holiday season. Call the front desk at (318)-325-KAWF to reserve yours today. Limited edition.
-Boston Celtic's star player Paul Pierce was said to be in attendance at SPW's Conquest. Fans stated that he mixed in well, and actually enjoyed the show. Wonder if AJ Black knew he was there?
5. Bravo Zulu's(Job well done)
1. "The Brash" Anthony Kutler - Immortal Wrestling
2. Marissa Monet - Shootfire Pro Wrestling
3. Obsolete Army - Kick-Ass Wrestling Federation
4. Larry Gionet - Shootfire Pro Wrestling
5. Corey Hart - Kick-Ass Wrestling Federation
5. Dream Match
This week's dream match goes to...[drum roll] "The Brash" Anthony Kutler versus "The Scourge of Las Vegas" Vincent Case versus Larry Gionet. That's right folks. IW World Champion vs KAWF Promotional Champion vs SPW World Champion. You have to agree with me, if this match actually took place, it would be explosive. All men are the best wrestlers in their respective federations so why not see them all tangle up and see which's federation's champion is truly the best?
6. Weekly Awards & Champions
KAWF
Promotional Champion: Vincent Case
Streetlife Champion: Adam Lazarus
Tag Team Champions: Obsolete Army
Women's Champion: N/A
IW
World Champion: "The Brash" Anthony Kutler
Platinum Champion: Marc Crimson
Restricted Champion: Robert Walker
Tag Team Champions: Marc Crimson and Cyn Bailus
SPW
World Champion: Larry Gionet
Women's World Champion: Marissa Monet
Universal Champion: Adam Lazarus
World Tag Team Champions: Wild and Starring
Wrestler of the Week: "The Brash" Anthony Kutler - Look up elite in the dictionary, and there should be a picture of this man standing next to it. Kutler is a true champion at heart and goes out and gives his all and pulled one out for his team and pinned Matt Chambers cleanly, ending his undefeated streak. He ended all doubts and proved that he is the single best wrestler out here today.
Match of the Week: Steve Greedy versus Larry Gionet - These two set the roof on fire. Both men were evenly matched the entire event and the fans hung on to every move from the first punch. While a lot of fans were disappointed with the suspenseful ending, but clearly these two wrestled their way into the match of the week.
Most Improved: Marissa Monet - If we here had to pick one female that could go pound for pound with the male wrestlers and come out victorious, it'd be Marissa Monet. She's wiping out female competition left and right and while doing so becoming a solid threat to male wrestlers. Can't knock her talent. Folks, maybe you are looking at your first ever female world champion. Keyword: Maybe
6. Interview with
No Interview this week
7. Advertisements
IW promotion seeks tag teams. We are in the process of building division with a very talented pair of veteran champions already in place. Opportunities for advancement into singles competition are there once both workers are established within the IW synergy. Send all applications for employment to Nathan Galloway. Inquiries about the promotion are welcome.
-Wrestlebowl Invitational
This is AJ Black coming to everyone who can see this message.
I am personally inviting all of you to participate in a card that I've acquired the rights to. It will be in January of 2007, it will be Wrestlebowl. I run Shootfire Pro Wrestling, some of the greatest and the future greats in the game work there, and we are looking to stir up some competition. To any federation out there- lets put on a wrestling show!
We've had great success as of late, from Ringu Faia to The Charity
Benefit Supershow, all sides of the spectrum in this game. One way or the other, it's time to change things up and push to a new level of competition. As the weeks go by I'll be updating with the feds that will be participating. We extend our invitation to all of you to be a part of this infamous and celebrated event. Wrestlebowl returns to the sport of kings in January of 2007, and all are welcome to join.
Thank you for your time. Always be a fan.
-Note: If any individual wrestler wants to advertise themselves or anything; type up a small summary of what it is and send it to scpimpsc@aol.com
8. Rankings
"The Brash" Anthony Kutler - IW
"Sanguine" Sammy Knight - SPW/IW
"The God of Wrestling" Outlaw - IW
Damian Payne - KAWF/SPW
"Rich One" Steve Greedy - SPW
Corey Hart - KAWF
Marc Crimson - IW
Larry Gionet - SPW
Despair - SPW
Dante Madison - SPW
Obsolete Army - KAWF
Alex Branford - SPW
The Devil's Own - SPW
Big Mike Foyer - KAWF
Adam Lazarus - KAWF/SPW
Cyn Bailus - IW/KAWF
Todd Bishop - SPW
Ryan Chase - IW
Mercenary - SPW
The Red Hood - KAWF
Dave Pietka - SPW
Carson Ray - KAWF
Dane Mitchell - IW
Marissa Monet - SPW
Brady Lowell - KAWF
Sabbath - SPW
Johnny Spades - KAWF
Tara Silver - SPW
Nightstalker - KAWF
Johnny Pain - KAWF
Josie Saito - KAWF
Def Bi Posse - KAWF
-any hate/love mail and/or questions direct it to scpimpsc@aol.com. It will be included in next issue with a response.
Last I heard Josh was working as a prison guard, he surfaces from time to time, but I'm not even sure he was in charge of his character this time last year for that JOC feud. Smart money has that being 99% AJ.
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