[ As always our SPW cameras are on location trying to get a hold of yet another juicy story. With the recent attack on Eddie Christian before his World title match against the current title holder, Marrisa Monet. It was shown on video that it appear that Frostbite attacked him before Eddie's big match thus leading to maybe him coming up short in taking home the gold.]
[ Speculation has been strewing as to why would Frostbite attack Eddie Christian? Could it be that Frostbite wants to really be the one to end Marrisa Monet hold on the title so bad that he is willing to screw another superstar out of any chance of winning the title?]
[ Then again maybe he is seeking revenge on the lost to Eddie Christian that he suffered to him on Ascension?]
[ In between breaks from his training on a possible World title match and still going to Phoenix to check on Rebecca Cannon. SPW camera crew caught up with John James Cannon and wanted to get to the bottom of things.]
[ We catch up with John as he is sitting on the steps just outside of the cancer treatment center with a water bottle in hand.]
John: I saw this past Monday's Conquest and saw the attack on Eddie Christian which was certainly unprofessional of whoever pulled that act. I like many others saw someone beating up Eddie wearing a Frostbite t-shirt. This has lead to speculation that it was myself that did this act.
[ He takes a sip of water.]
John: Let me go on record right now and tell everybody it wasn't me. Anybody can get a Frostbite t-shirt from the merchandise stand at any SPW event and put it on and go and attack Eddie.
Sure I might have been upset over my close lose to Eddie Christian. However, I wouldn't stoop that low to cost anybody a chance to win a World title.
Sure I have stated that I want to be the one to end Marrisa Monet's reign of terror. If Mr. Christian had one the title on that night. Then it was well deserved and I would have personally went to the ring myself and shook his hand.
[ John wipes the sweat dripping from his forehead on this hot day.]
John: He can sit here and try to figure out who did this act.
Maybe it was Monet? She could have used any of her goons to attack Eddie and not only help her hold onto the title but try and discredit my day in the process.
Maybe it was Vince Viper? After all they do have a match at Wrestlebowl. Viper could want Eddie soften up for his their match.
But again maybe somebody from Eddie's past is looking to get back at him.
But I can rest assure it wasn't me. I was here in Phoenix with Rebecca watching that event unfold. So I don't believe that I could in two places at one time.
[ He takes another sip of water.]
John: But I am going to go on record right here and say this.............
I better not catch the person that is going around and trying to ruin my reputation? Because if I happen to get a hold of that person. Their is going to be hell to pay?
[ John turns his back to the camera as he heads back inside as the scene fades out.]
Toxic Shock catches up to Marissa Monet outside the Scottrade centre as she dismounts from a large black SUV. Shadoe Rage steps out from under the wheel. Dirt Dog Unique Allah and the massive DEATHKNELL also come out from the back.]
TS: Marissa, Toxic Shock, here?
TS: Toxic Shock.
[Shadoe looks at Marissa, nonplussed. Marissa signals that it's okay.]
TS: We've got word that Frostbite is denying attacking Eddie Christian in Minneapolis.
Marissa: Right, because we know he's never done something like that, right? Oh wait, didn't he do that at Warrior's Cry?
TS: Well, he's denying it. He's saying maybe one of your people did it.
[Marissa looks at the dreadlocked Shadoe, the massive helmeted DEATHKNELL and the deranged drunken hobo that is the Dirt Dog. She scratches her head.]
Marissa: And which of my Court could impersonate Frostbite?
Marissa: Exactly. But, of course, everybody listens to Frostbite because he is an honourable man. He would never stoop to attacking Eddie or having Patterson or Eraser do it or having some other one of his IGA rejects do it. Maybe it's his mystery partner? But Frostbite's far too honourable for that, right? Right. If you'll excuse me. We have a show to get to.
::From The Desk of VVV, comes VVV, who is sitting at his desk::
Vile "Vince" Viper: I'd just like to take this time to exonerate Frostbite...
Exonerate him from what?
From being a shitty wrestler? No.
For abandoning his DYING wife because he can't get ANOTHER WOMAN off his mind? No. She's so muscular, so full of life, I think we can all understand why Frost wants to grind on that shark rather than the cold fish he's married to...
For being universally recognized as the worst interview in the game. Nope.
From being so incredibly boring that only Ascension would have him? Sorry.
No... I'm not here to exonerate Frostbite from being a worst person than he is a wrestler, which is saying a lot, or for him forcing the production booth to dub unrealistic reactions from the audience to sad ICWF talent... no. I'm here to say that even though Frostbite isn't above attacking EaSy (what I'm affectionately calling that cunt Eddie Christian)... and that he probably wanted to, and the attack no doubt cost EaSy his title win, thus ensuring that Frostbite held his rightful place of title contender for a PPV match that isn't the main event... he didn't.
...Because we don't let WORTHLESS Ascension wrestlers appear on Conquest. Frostbite is BANNED from _MY_ superior product.
Still... the attacker was wearing a Frostbite T-shirt... NO ONE would wear that other than Frostbite, which is why we think its him.
Other solutions? Diryt Dog Unique Allah. That Frostbite T-shirt is EXACTLY the kind of thing they'd hand away down at the homeless shelter or good will. He probably owns one, and I'd be surprised if a future OTC doesn't feature DEATHKNELL berating DDUA for wearing it......... even though its the only T-shirt that Dog owns. It could easily be DDUA... only problem?
We don't let WORTHLESS Ascension wrestlers appear on Conquest.
That's okay, don't be afraid to say it with me... it's sort of my mantra.
Who else does that leave? Nathan Galloway.
You see... outside of knowing he ran IW, and thus is a big part of EaSy's life... SPW fans don't know a hell of a lot about Galloway... which is fine, you see, Galloway doesn't know a hell of a lot about SPW. He's not tuned into the product. He doesn't watch the show... he walks around backstage looking to get under EaSy's skin, but that's the extent of his SPW content. So its not outside the realm of the imagination, that Galloway - who doesn't know anything about SPW - would think that Frostbite is someone to be admired, and thus put on a Frostbite T-shirt, because Nathan Galloway doesn't know any better...
That's one theory...
The only thing I know for sure?
This mystery will be resolved on CONQUEST!
So in conclusion...
Frostwho? And Fuck Ascension.
::Shuffling his paperwork, VVV goes back to pretending to work::
[ Once again we catch up with Frostbite as he is leaving a local YMCA as he continues to train hard for a possible match against the World Heavyweight Champion, Marrisa Monet.]
SPW Cameraman: Frostbite!! A moment of your time.
[ Frostbite looks right into the camera as he pours water over his head after a long workout.]
SPW Cameraman: Did you hear the recent comments from Vile Vince Viper and Marrisa Monet.
[ Frostbite with an intense look in his blue eyes, looks right into the camera before he speaks.]
Frostbite: It appears that God and the Queen are making the claim that neither one of then were involved in the attack of Eddie Christian.
Should that really surprise anybody?
Let me direct some comments toward that ego manic thar says he is God.
[ A long pause.]
Frostbite: Viper if I didn't know any better. I believe you and Monet are drinking the same kool aid. It appears that you want to jump aboard and start disrespecting my wife.
Abandoned my wife?
No, I didn't abandoned my wife at all. Hell she is great hands with both of our parents. I wouldn't have comeback if we hadn't discuss things through. I would have stayed retired but it appears your worthless champion couldn't stop dropping my name ever time she was on either Conquest or Ascension.
[ Just by the look on his face you can tell his blood is about to boil over.]
Frostbite: Viper for the record. MY WIFE IS MORE WOMAN THAT MONET COULD EVER BE!!
And you sit behind your desk and with that huge ego that you have. You want to say that I am a shitty wrestler? Damn, why don't you take a number. I have heard that one for years from many so called wrestling experts.
Frosty you will never make it outside of the ICWF. Those World title that you won in that company means nothing. So what in the hell do I do. I go to another company and win another World title. But that isn't enough. So what happens? I go out and do it yet again. And well you know the rest of this story. More companies at yet more World titles and other titles to go right along with that.
And all I do is come here on my first night and win one half of the World tag team titles. So spare me the details that I am a shitty wrestler.
[ Frostbite shakes his head.]
Frostbite: So after pissing GOD off, he bans me from Conquest. Big damn deal. I personally think your brand sucks if you ask me. After all you are leading them. Certainly no disrespect to the great wrestlers over on the Conquest brand. But we both know that you will just continue to shit on them and destroy the brand. While Ascension will thrive.
Viper if I really wanted to. I could drop by Conquest and you know what?
Not even God himself could stop me from whipping your ass. But you know what that will never happen because you have ban me from your show.
You have hurt my feelings.
But however, being the honorable man that everybody says that I am. How about an open invitation to take off that skirt that you are wearing. Come from behind that desk and bring your ass to Ascension and get in my face and say all these things to me.
Man to man. But you know what you aren't going to do that.
You will probably send the tag team champs to do your dirty work for you. That is the type of person that you are.
[ Frostbite scatches his head.]
Frostbite: Viper you among many others like to continue to disrespect the ICWF and its legacy. Viper I have my doubts that you could really cut it in that company when were in our prime. There are many men that would have beaten your ass. I could run off several names.
[ Frostbite tilts his head up.]
Frostbite: Between you and Monet it appears that the two of you would like to see the old Cold Hearted Bastard back. I have tried my best to change who I was in the past. I am a changed man, but it appears that you don't believe.
So you decide to poke fun at me.
Me as the human being.
Me as the wrestler.
And my wife.
There is only so much that one human being can take. God doesn't want a return to the days were the Cold Hearted Bastard was a ruthless as they came. I have my doubts that Viper or Monet could handle him.
[ Frostbite bows down, but turns away and spits.]
Frostbite: Sorry my Queen. I have forgotten about you at all. But trust me you are going to be an after thought when I take the World title from you.
Keep talking all this shit. Because it will cost you the World title.
[the camera opens up in a hotel lobby. it's morning time, as you see several people shuffle around, presumably checking out. Anyway, no drawn out scenery here, you see Eddie Christian lounging in a chair, he's bandaged up from the assault and match on Conquest. He's reading the morning newspaper. Coming up behind him is Mandy Appleton.. She walks and sits down across from him. Eddie not stopping his morning read, speaks.]
Eddie Christian: Good morning Mandy.
Mandy Appleton: Same to you, how are you feeling?
[Eddie still not breaking his read.]
Eddie: Like a million bucks.
[Mandy brushes off Eddie's blantant sarcasm.]
Mandy: I wanted to talk to you about something...
[Eddie cuts her off.]
Eddie: Oh, is that so? How many I help you?
Mandy: I wanted to talk to you about Conquest..
[Eddie folds up the paper and sets it down, looking at Mandy as if she has his full attention.]
Mandy: Well, Frostbite says he has no involvement, that he's been impersonated.. Monet has stated that her and her Court has nothing to do with it, and VVV thinks that it was Nathan Galloway dressed as Frostbite.
Eddie: I know, I've heard their interviews.
Mandy: Well what do you think?
[Eddie sits in silence.]
Eddie: You'll find out what I have to say on the next Conquest. Until then...
[Eddie winks at an frustrated Mandy, he picks up his cup and sips his tea]