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Justin
Charles Nelson Reilly's SHORTS!

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 Posted September 10th, 2011 06:10 PM   IP              
Idiot. Why must he continue fucking with his movies? He has both made my childhood great (by making the movies in the first place), and ruined it (by his tom-fuckery of the movies after the fact). Fuck him.

Ok, I'm done.

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IanWagner
The Rustic Bumfiddler

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 Posted September 10th, 2011 10:15 PM   IP              
It has all been downhill since American Graffiti.
   
George Lucas
George Michael's earring

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 Posted October 4th, 2011 03:51 PM   IP              

Don't buy the blurays, Save Star Wars
   
alan
Richard Thompson's G-String

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 Posted October 4th, 2011 06:03 PM   IP              
I heard some fool took the voice over off Blade Runner as well. Idiots.
   
Beckner
One Motherfucker

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 Posted October 5th, 2011 04:35 PM   IP              
Quote:
alan wrote:
I heard some fool took the voice over off Blade Runner as well. Idiots.


Umm, no. The difference there is that you can readily buy every last version of "Blade Runner" on Blu Ray, in one handy package.
   
Beckner
One Motherfucker

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 Posted October 28th, 2011 10:46 PM   IP              
Phantom Menace in 3d in theaters next February. *yawn*
   
Bubba Ho-Tep
God's Lonely Man

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 Posted October 29th, 2011 12:02 AM   IP              
Quote:
Beckner wrote:
Phantom Menace in 3d in theaters next February. *yawn*


Which means I'm getting 3X as drunk before going to the midnight premiere to ruin the show for everyone.

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alan
Richard Thompson's G-String

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 Posted October 29th, 2011 09:05 AM   IP              
Quote:
Beckner wrote:


Umm, no. The difference there is that you can readily buy every last version of "Blade Runner" on Blu Ray, in one handy package.


I guess its true. Americans don't know what irony is.
   
Bubba Ho-Tep
God's Lonely Man

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 Posted February 14th, 2012 04:18 PM   IP              
My review of 3-D Phantom Menace:


http://stationaryexplorer.blogspot....enace-in-3.html


I hope you can forgive me.


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Bubba Ho-Tep
God's Lonely Man

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 Posted February 24th, 2012 11:17 PM   IP              
Han Solo: You're Hutts, huh? Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Hutts were spawned by Sand People.

Jabba: Wokki jubbo? (Come again?)

Han: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, Hutts have sand blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, the Tusken Raiders conquered Tatooine. And the Tusken Raiders are Sand People. Way back then, Hutts all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but then the Tusken Raiders moved in there, and they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Hutt women that they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became bandaged heads and inability to speak clearly. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Hutts still carry that Sand Person gene.

Jabba: Ho ho ho ho! ha ha ha!

Han: Your ancestors are Sand People. And, your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a Sand Person, yeah, and she had a half-Tusken Raider kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part Womp Rat.

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Matinee Idyll (129)
Camp Counsellor

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 Posted March 1st, 2012 02:20 AM   IP              
What a jammin' piece of intergalactic funk this is! Max Rebo on clavinet!



This one's great too! Why on earth would you replace them?



"Nick is the Mode guy. Jon is the Duran guy."

   
kenny
Charles Nelson Reilly's SHORTS!

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 Posted March 1st, 2012 07:07 AM   IP              
Quote:
Bubba Ho-Tep wrote:
My review of 3-D Phantom Menace:


http://stationaryexplorer.blogspot....enace-in-3.html


I hope you can forgive me.





I was immediately growing disgusted by the entire affair, finding myself surrounded by a horde of graying nerds and unwashed toy collectors. There was some idiot dressed-up in a Chewbacca costume; another, a girl, was dressed as Jabba The Hutt, complete with a long fabric tail which dragged along the floor behind her (talk about a germ-catcher).

Cracked me up.

As did, ....



How's your North Pole Pal doing today?
   
Bubba Ho-Tep
God's Lonely Man

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 Posted March 2nd, 2012 08:57 AM   IP              
Chocolate Walrus says "thank you for reading", Kenny.
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Justin
Charles Nelson Reilly's SHORTS!

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Registered: Apr 2011
 Posted April 14th, 2012 12:05 PM   IP              
Quote:
Bubba Ho-Tep wrote:
Han Solo: You're Hutts, huh? Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Hutts were spawned by Sand People.

Jabba: Wokki jubbo? (Come again?)

Han: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, Hutts have sand blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, the Tusken Raiders conquered Tatooine. And the Tusken Raiders are Sand People. Way back then, Hutts all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but then the Tusken Raiders moved in there, and they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Hutt women that they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became bandaged heads and inability to speak clearly. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Hutts still carry that Sand Person gene.

Jabba: Ho ho ho ho! ha ha ha!

Han: Your ancestors are Sand People. And, your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a Sand Person, yeah, and she had a half-Tusken Raider kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part Womp Rat.


This was fantastic. It's sort of like the story of how Twi'lek's used to have sex with Wookies and they made Gungans.

Our Band could be Your Life.
   
Jeff Mason
The Nitrate Bandit

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 Posted October 30th, 2012 07:12 PM   IP              
As if the party hadn't been over for years already, today's news is the end. Jar Jar Binks will now be alongside Dopey and Sebastian the Crab in the "Disney cute sidekicks" world.
   
Bubba Ho-Tep
God's Lonely Man

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 Posted October 30th, 2012 11:34 PM   IP              
The Bossk and The Hound

Lando and Stitch

The Aristodroids

Yoda and The Tramp

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Justin
Charles Nelson Reilly's SHORTS!

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 Posted October 31st, 2012 05:22 AM   IP              
The Little Gungan

HercuWookie

The Black Vader

Our Band could be Your Life.
   
Primey Prime
in the sky with diamonds

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 Posted October 31st, 2012 06:33 AM   IP              
Good stuff. I expect these films to be better than the prequels. Less stilted, and more of the joie de vivre of old, a bit like the Clone Wars film.
   
Beckner
One Motherfucker

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 Posted October 31st, 2012 08:42 AM   IP              
The Clone Wars film was unwatchable shit.
   
Bubba Ho-Tep
God's Lonely Man

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 Posted October 31st, 2012 09:40 AM   IP              
Quote:
Justin wrote:
The Little Gungan

HercuWookie

The Black Vader



Han Solo and The Seven Hutts
Saber in the Stone
The Endor Book
The Emperor's Even Newer Groove
Swiss Family Skywalker
The Legal Guardian Trap (Uncle Owen?!?!)

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IanWagner
The Rustic Bumfiddler

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 Posted October 31st, 2012 12:04 PM   IP              
Old Yoda
The Jawa Book
Wookie Rides Again
The Akbar Dumpling Gang
Pete's Gungan
Honey I Shrunk The Droids
Finding Greedo
Pirates Of The Alderaan

   
Bubba Ho-Tep
God's Lonely Man

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 Posted October 31st, 2012 01:36 PM   IP              
Cool Smugglings
Saludos Greedos
Leia Walk With Me
The Director Wore Tennis Shoes
Chewie Goes Bananas
The Great Droid Detective
Jedi in the Outfield
Homeward Bound III: Lost in the Dagobah System
That Darn Womp Rat
Mynocks Inc.
The Princess Leia Diaries
Chewie: Fully Loaded (he ate alot of Alpo)
The Bantha Clause

I want to be a writer when I grow up. CLICK HERE and humor me!
   
Justin
Charles Nelson Reilly's SHORTS!

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 Posted October 31st, 2012 01:44 PM   IP              
The Adventures of Anakin and Mr. Kenobi
Vader Pan
Old Chewie
The Shaggy Wookie
Owen Lars and The Little Jawas
The AckbarTrap

Our Band could be Your Life.
   
IanWagner
The Rustic Bumfiddler

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 Posted October 31st, 2012 01:48 PM   IP              
The Flubber Strikes Back
Honey I Blew Up The Death Star

   
Bubba Ho-Tep
God's Lonely Man

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 Posted October 31st, 2012 02:08 PM   IP              
Song of the Sith
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IanWagner
The Rustic Bumfiddler

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 Posted October 31st, 2012 03:50 PM   IP              
Quote:
Bubba Ho-Tep wrote:
Song of the Sith


HAAAAAAAAA! I thought I had it sewn up with my last one, but you fuckin' totally win with that.

   
Matinee Idyll (129)
Camp Counsellor

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 Posted October 31st, 2012 04:36 PM   IP              
I'm watching 'Song of the South' now on youtube - I honestly can't believe anybody would find anything racist about it.
"Nick is the Mode guy. Jon is the Duran guy."

   
IanWagner
The Rustic Bumfiddler

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 Posted October 31st, 2012 04:40 PM   IP              
Quote:
Matinee Idyll (129) wrote:
I'm watching 'Song of the South' now on youtube - I honestly can't believe anybody would find anything racist about it.


That's because you're a racist and you love Jar Jar (Goofy) Binks.

   
Matinee Idyll (129)
Camp Counsellor

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 Posted October 31st, 2012 04:43 PM   IP              
Hehe, I just figure some folks are out to be offended.

Salacious Crumigos!

"Nick is the Mode guy. Jon is the Duran guy."

   
Bubba Ho-Tep
God's Lonely Man

Posts: 12493
Registered: Aug 2007
 Posted October 31st, 2012 06:25 PM   IP              
The Clone Wars never happened. It's just one a big lie. The Jedi control the media.
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