Justin Charles Nelson Reilly's SHORTS! Posts: 843 Registered: Apr 2011
Posted September 10th, 2011 06:10 PM IPIdiot. Why must he continue fucking with his movies? He has both made my childhood great (by making the movies in the first place), and ruined it (by his tom-fuckery of the movies after the fact). Fuck him.
Ok, I'm done.Our Band could be Your Life.
IanWagner The Rustic Bumfiddler Posts: 47918 Registered: Aug 2007
Posted September 10th, 2011 10:15 PM IPIt has all been downhill since American Graffiti.
George Lucas George Michael's earring Posts: 20 Registered: Oct 2011
Bubba Ho-Tep God's Lonely Man Posts: 12233 Registered: Aug 2007
Posted February 24th, 2012 11:17 PM IPHan Solo: You're Hutts, huh? Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Hutts were spawned by Sand People.
Jabba: Wokki jubbo? (Come again?)
Han: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, Hutts have sand blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, the Tusken Raiders conquered Tatooine. And the Tusken Raiders are Sand People. Way back then, Hutts all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but then the Tusken Raiders moved in there, and they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Hutt women that they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became bandaged heads and inability to speak clearly. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Hutts still carry that Sand Person gene.
Jabba: Ho ho ho ho! ha ha ha!
Han: Your ancestors are Sand People. And, your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a Sand Person, yeah, and she had a half-Tusken Raider kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part Womp Rat. I want to be a writer when I grow up. CLICK HERE and humor me!
I was immediately growing disgusted by the entire affair, finding myself surrounded by a horde of graying nerds and unwashed toy collectors. There was some idiot dressed-up in a Chewbacca costume; another, a girl, was dressed as Jabba The Hutt, complete with a long fabric tail which dragged along the floor behind her (talk about a germ-catcher).
Cracked me up.
As did, ....
How's your North Pole Pal doing today?
Bubba Ho-Tep God's Lonely Man Posts: 12233 Registered: Aug 2007
Quote: Bubba Ho-Tep wrote: Han Solo: You're Hutts, huh? Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Hutts were spawned by Sand People.
Jabba: Wokki jubbo? (Come again?)
Han: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, Hutts have sand blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, the Tusken Raiders conquered Tatooine. And the Tusken Raiders are Sand People. Way back then, Hutts all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but then the Tusken Raiders moved in there, and they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Hutt women that they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became bandaged heads and inability to speak clearly. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Hutts still carry that Sand Person gene.
Jabba: Ho ho ho ho! ha ha ha!
Han: Your ancestors are Sand People. And, your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a Sand Person, yeah, and she had a half-Tusken Raider kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part Womp Rat.
This was fantastic. It's sort of like the story of how Twi'lek's used to have sex with Wookies and they made Gungans.Our Band could be Your Life.
Jeff Mason The Nitrate Bandit Posts: 20763 Registered: Aug 2007
Posted October 30th, 2012 07:12 PM IPAs if the party hadn't been over for years already, today's news is the end. Jar Jar Binks will now be alongside Dopey and Sebastian the Crab in the "Disney cute sidekicks" world.
Bubba Ho-Tep God's Lonely Man Posts: 12233 Registered: Aug 2007
Posted October 30th, 2012 11:34 PM IPThe Bossk and The Hound
Justin Charles Nelson Reilly's SHORTS! Posts: 843 Registered: Apr 2011
Posted October 31st, 2012 05:22 AM IPThe Little Gungan
HercuWookie
The Black Vader Our Band could be Your Life.
Primey Prime Crosby's love child Posts: 1041 Registered: Aug 2007
Posted October 31st, 2012 06:33 AM IPGood stuff. I expect these films to be better than the prequels. Less stilted, and more of the joie de vivre of old, a bit like the Clone Wars film.
Beckner One Motherfucker Posts: 19222 Registered: Aug 2007
Posted October 31st, 2012 08:42 AM IPThe Clone Wars film was unwatchable shit.
Bubba Ho-Tep God's Lonely Man Posts: 12233 Registered: Aug 2007
IanWagner The Rustic Bumfiddler Posts: 47918 Registered: Aug 2007
Posted October 31st, 2012 12:04 PM IPOld Yoda
The Jawa Book
Wookie Rides Again
The Akbar Dumpling Gang
Pete's Gungan
Honey I Shrunk The Droids
Finding Greedo
Pirates Of The Alderaan
Bubba Ho-Tep God's Lonely Man Posts: 12233 Registered: Aug 2007
Posted October 31st, 2012 01:36 PM IPCool Smugglings
Saludos Greedos
Leia Walk With Me
The Director Wore Tennis Shoes
Chewie Goes Bananas
The Great Droid Detective
Jedi in the Outfield
Homeward Bound III: Lost in the Dagobah System
That Darn Womp Rat
Mynocks Inc.
The Princess Leia Diaries
Chewie: Fully Loaded (he ate alot of Alpo)
The Bantha Clause I want to be a writer when I grow up. CLICK HERE and humor me!
Justin Charles Nelson Reilly's SHORTS! Posts: 843 Registered: Apr 2011
Posted October 31st, 2012 01:44 PM IPThe Adventures of Anakin and Mr. Kenobi
Vader Pan
Old Chewie
The Shaggy Wookie
Owen Lars and The Little Jawas
The AckbarTrapOur Band could be Your Life.
IanWagner The Rustic Bumfiddler Posts: 47918 Registered: Aug 2007
Posted October 31st, 2012 01:48 PM IPThe Flubber Strikes Back
Honey I Blew Up The Death Star
Bubba Ho-Tep God's Lonely Man Posts: 12233 Registered: Aug 2007
Posted October 31st, 2012 04:36 PM IPI'm watching 'Song of the South' now on youtube - I honestly can't believe anybody would find anything racist about it."Nick is the Mode guy. Jon is the Duran guy."
IanWagner The Rustic Bumfiddler Posts: 47918 Registered: Aug 2007
Quote: Matinee Idyll (129) wrote:
I'm watching 'Song of the South' now on youtube - I honestly can't believe anybody would find anything racist about it.
That's because you're a racist and you love Jar Jar (Goofy) Binks.
